Also known as Bantha Milk, this is the stuff mommy Bantha produce to feed their young. Naturally, it doesn't take long for the Humans to get their hands on it. By the time A New Hope rolls around, Bantha milk is ubiquitous to every corner of the Galactic Empire. It is so common, in fact, that it inspired the phrase "Blue Milk Run," used most famously by Kyle Katarn to describe what looks like a really simple and basic assignment at the beginning of Jedi Outcast. Despite its mundanity, this drink is apparently very delicious and great at quenching thirst. Now this would make a great movie tie-in product!

In the film Tropic Thunder, this is the official energy drink of rapper Alpa Chino. He promotes it with a booty-filled rap video and everything else that makes today's hip-hop-loving youth scream "I want that!" at their television. The funniest thing is, of course, that this product along with its companion, Booty Sweat Energy Drink, could very well be real. Having seen energy drinks like Crunk, I certainly wouldn't be surprised. And personally, I like Crunk a good deal more than I do any of the other energy drinks out there. Maybe Booty Sweat would taste even better.

Soylent Green is people! There, now that I've spoiled that film for you, we can get to the meat of things. In the year 2020 (about 8 years from now. We're close) the human population has grown to the point where food shortage has spread throughout the world. While the wealthy are still able to afford more traditional types of food, the poor survive on a nutritious food bar known as Soylent Green. It is far better-tasting than any of the other rations out there and is advertised to contain high-energy plankton. The problem is, however, that the high-energy plankton that are so proudly touted by the Soylent corporation no longer exist.    

For once, the packaging doesn't lie. These Jelly Bean-looking things do, indeed, come in every flavor imaginable. You might get something fun like cinnamon or watermelon... or you might get ear wax, caca or some even more disgusting flavor.  Jelly Belly tried to replicate this fictional food but unsuccessfully. They have many flavors, but I noticed the box said every flavor. False advertising, Jelly Belly!

In the end, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. On one hand, the promise of every flavor sounds pretty cool. On the other hand, they probably contain something that gives you cancer. Does the Ministry of Magic have a food and drug administration department?