We learn how Robert Dickson met Gloria Quigley. The match was arranged by Cupid, who first had to show Gloria how marriage to a dream ideal husband, Rodney Wonderful, would be dull, dull, dull. They meet in a discotheque where The Turtles are playing.
Bobby and Gloria are besieged by a host of Christmas problems... the annual gift list, myriad Christmas wrappings, a disgusted store clerk, an office party where a secretary defends herself by singing, and the cajolery of their neighbor.