What's Up, Doc? (1972)
Graham Jarvis: Bailiff
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Quotes
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Judge Maxwell : You see this yellow pill?
Bailiff : Yes sir.
Judge Maxwell : You know what it's for?
Bailiff : What, Judge?
Judge Maxwell : To remind me to take this BLUE pill!
Bailiff : What's the blue one for, Judge?
Judge Maxwell : I don't know. They're afraid to tell me.
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Judge Maxwell : They're a foul and depraved looking lot, bailiff.
Bailiff : Those are just the spectators, your Honor.
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Judge Maxwell : Do you have any idea what it's like to sit here night after night and watch this endless parade of human debris floating by?
Bailiff : Yes sir, I have.
Judge Maxwell : Oh no you don't!
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[Judge Maxwell sneezes]
Bailiff : Is Your Honor feeling alright?
Judge Maxwell : No, my honor is not feeling alright! My head is pounding, my metabolism has practically ceased to function, and my nerves are completely shot.