Camp Wilder (1992–1993)
Mary Page Keller: Ricky Wilder
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Quotes
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Ricky Wilder : [on the phone with a costume shop clerk] Do you have any mouse costumes?
[pause]
Ricky Wilder : Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that.
[pause]
Ricky Wilder : But still no mice? What costumes do you have?
[pause]
Ricky Wilder : That's the ONLY ONE LEFT?
[pause]
Ricky Wilder : I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit?
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[Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb]
Ricky Wilder : Brody!
Doctor : That's a nice name!
Brody Wilder : Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?
Ricky Wilder : In my pur...
[goes into labor once more]
Doctor : There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.
[pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman]
Dorfman : Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?
Ricky Wilder : Dorfman!
Doctor : Hang on, there's one more.
[pulls out Melissa]
Melissa Wilder : Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.
[the doctor pulls out Danielle]
Danielle : Nice shoes! Can I have them?
[the doctor pulls out Beth]
Beth : Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?
[shakes her head disapprovingly]
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Brody Wilder : Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to.
Ricky Wilder : Mario's.
Brody Wilder : Great. Need a way to pay for it.
Ricky Wilder : Job.
Brody Wilder : Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars?
Ricky Wilder : Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age?
[thinks]
Ricky Wilder : Here, take forty.