The Mask (1994)
Jim Doughan: Doyle
Quotes
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Doyle : [frisking the Mask] Really big sunglasses.
Park Policeman : Bike horn.
Doyle : Small mouth bass.
Park Policeman : Bowling pin.
Doyle : [Yells in pain] Mouse trap.
Park Policeman : Rubber chicken.
Mask : A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle : [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] Mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask : I've never seen those before in my life.
Park Policeman : Bazooka?
Mask : I have a permit for that.
Doyle : [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : [shocked] What?
Mask : [mockingly] Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : [sees a photo of his wife in a sexy nightgown with the words 'Call Me Lover! 555-9371' written on it] Margaret! You son of a bitch!
[He tries to punch the Mask, but the Mask easily dodges him]
Mask : Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all - you married her!
[slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]
Mask : That's gotta hurt.
[makes a silly face and runs off]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : Get him!
[looks down to see his and Doyle's wrists are handcuffed to each other]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : Doyle!
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Mayor Mitchell Tilton : I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : Yes, your honor.
Doyle : That doesn't sound good at all.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : [Sarcastically] No, it doesn't sound good. What would sound good to you?
Doyle : Breakfast!
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : SHUT UP!
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Doyle : I missed 'em.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : C'mon... we all missed 'em.
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Doyle : You got any pickle relish?
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : Doyle, get in the car.
Doyle : But I ordered onion rings.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : Doyle!
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Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway : I still can't believe it. Hardened cops dancing in the street, and broadcast all over the eleven o'clock news!
Doyle : The SWAT team got an offer to open in Vegas.
