Iron Man (2008)
Paul Bettany: Jarvis
Quotes
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[after end credits]
Tony Stark : [arriving home] Evening, JARVIS!
Jarvis : [voice distorted] Welcome home, sir...
[Stark stops as he sees a figure in his living room]
Nick Fury : "I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark : Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury : Nick Fury. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark : Ah.
Nick Fury : I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.
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Tony Stark : [as Pepper is walking down the stairs] Hey. Ow,Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah.
Jarvis : It is a tight fit sir.
Tony Stark : Hey, Ah.
Jarvis : Sir the more you struggle the more this is going to hurt
Tony Stark : Be gentle. This is my first time.
Tony Stark : I designed this to come off, so... hey. I really should be able to...
Jarvis : Please, try not to move sir.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : Whats going on here?
Tony Stark : [pauses] Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : Are those bullet holes?
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Jarvis : Yes. Shall I render using proposed specifications?
Tony Stark : Thrill me.
[as Jarvis works on the render, Tony watches benefit at the Disney Concert Hall on TV]
Jarvis : The render is complete.
Tony Stark : A little ostentatious, don't you think?
Jarvis : What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.
Tony Stark : [gazes at a 1930s hotrod] Tell you what. Throw a little hotrod red in there.
Jarvis : Yes, that should help you keep a low profile. The render is complete.
Tony Stark : Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.
Jarvis : Commencing automated assembly. Estimated completion time is five hours.
Tony Stark : [looks at his watch] Don't wait up for me, honey.
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Jarvis : [while Tony is wearing the Mark II Armor] Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics...
Tony Stark : Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control.
Jarvis : Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is...
Tony Stark : Jarvis... sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.
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Jarvis : Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Tony Stark : Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis : With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...
Tony Stark : I know the math! Do it!
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[Iron Man is launched into the sky by Iron Monger's missile, but instead of crashing, he activates his flight repulsors and hovers]
Obadiah Stane : Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own...
[activates jets and starts to fly too]
Jarvis : Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Tony Stark : Duly noted.
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[testing the Mark II armor]
Tony Stark : Okay, let's see what this thing can do. What's SR-71's record?
Jarvis : The altitude record for fixed wing flight is 85,000 feet, sir.
Tony Stark : Records are made to be broken! Come on!
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Tony Stark : Attitude control is a little sluggish above 15,000 meters, I'm guessing icing is the probable cause.
Jarvis : A very astute observation, sir. Perhaps, if you intend to visit other planets, we should improve the exosystems.
Tony Stark : Connect to the cisco. Have it reconfigure the shell metals. Use the gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite. That should ensure a fuselage integrity while while maintaining power-to-weight ratio. Got it?