The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Bill Moseley: Otis
Photos
Quotes
-
Adam Banjo : Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood : Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
-
Baby : Just in case anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles.
Otis : [in a mocking tone] "I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles."
Baby : Don't you fucking imitate me, it's fucking rude!
[mocking]
Baby : "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack... "
Otis : Fuck you.
Baby : Fuck you!
Captain J.T. Spaulding : Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis : Yes, it is going to kill me! I have calculated the time, and two seconds is the exact amount of time that is a hazard to my fucking health.
Baby : What the fuck is your problem? I'm in and out in two seconds!
Captain J.T. Spaulding : You know? I think I'm gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity.
Baby : Tutti fucking fruity, that sounds good!
-
Otis : Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!
-
Candy : What you lookin' at?
Otis B. Driftwood : I'm lookin' at you, mama.
Candy : Yeah, you see something you like?
Otis B. Driftwood : Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
Candy : Oh, well I don't disappoint.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.
-
Adam Banjo : Please... Stop...
Otis B. Driftwood : Stop? Bitch, I have just started.
-
Baby : [after Charlie Altamont pulls out a gun] What the fuck is this shit?
Otis B. Driftwood : You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? Nice fuckin' plan, daisy!
Captain J.T. Spaulding : Just do it! He's a crazy, pig-fuckin'...
Charlie Altamont : What you call me?
Captain J.T. Spaulding : Well if you'd give me a chance, I was gonna call you a crazy, pig-fuckin', dumbass, pussy piece of shit!
-
Otis B. Driftwood : Gimme some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : You had to come all fuckin' big stick, walkin' tall, like a big fuckin' hero. Got yourself to blame, hero. Look at you now, hero, you're gonna fuckin' bleed to death!
-
Otis : I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts?
Roy Sullivan : No.
Otis B. Driftwood : Well why not? You a faggot?
Roy Sullivan : No.
Otis B. Driftwood : Well what are you? I mean, you got this hot piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and your'e not getting any ideas? What do you call that?
Roy Sullivan : I'm a married man.
Otis B. Driftwood : [Scoffs] A married fucking man? Hey, that's just great!
[Otis and Baby start clapping]
Otis B. Driftwood : Well, let's give 'em a big round of applause, folks, for the married man! Come on!
-
Adam Banjo : Where are you taking us?
Otis B. Driftwood : Well I guess it wouldn't do no harm to tell you none, let's see ah, we're going to go dig up some guns I buried out here a couple of years ago.
Roy Sullivan : Then what?
Otis B. Driftwood : Well there ain't no what, that's the end of the road.
Roy Sullivan : What?... your'e not gonna kill us are ya?
Otis B. Driftwood : Killing sounds so permanent.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I want you to pray to your god. I want you to pray that he comes and saves you. I want lightning to come and crash down upon my fucking head!
Roy Sullivan : I will pray... Jesus...
Otis B. Driftwood : Louder!
Roy Sullivan : Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds, bless the...
Otis B. Driftwood : I don't feel anything!
Roy Sullivan : Bless the springtime morning...
Otis B. Driftwood : ooo aaah I feel it! Oh great god almighty I repent, I repent! Oh I feel the love of the god, god, god almighty! Oh the holy spirit is in my body.
-
Captain J.T. Spaulding : And you remember happy boy.
Charlie Altamont : Hey You still an asshole?
Otis B. Driftwood : [gives Charlie the finger] Fuck you!
-
Otis B. Driftwood : Hurry up and don't take too fucking long.
Baby : Fuck you!
Otis B. Driftwood : Fuck you!
Baby : Fuck you!
-
Baby : God dammit look at that jacket.
Otis B. Driftwood : What?
Baby : On TV.
Otis B. Driftwood : What? Fuck the TV!
Baby : Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
Otis B. Driftwood : Hey fuck you! Will you just keep your head in the business at hand here!
-
Otis B. Driftwood : Does she like it when you puke? I mean is that part of your deal?
-
Otis B. Driftwood : That's what they all say "Fuck you", well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none and it don't suddenly make you a fucking hero.
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I want you to see what happens to heroes...
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero!
-
Otis B. Driftwood : I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fuckin' head!
Roy Sullivan : I pray... Jesus...
Otis B. Driftwood : Louder!
Roy Sullivan : Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds...
Otis B. Driftwood : I don't feel anything!
Roy Sullivan : Bless the springtime morning...
Otis B. Driftwood : I feel it! Oh, Great God Almighty, I repent, I repent! I feel the love of the God-God-God Almighty! Oh, the Holy Spirit is in my body!... I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
