Imagine Me & You (2005)
Matthew Goode: Heck
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Quotes
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Heck : It's not you leaving that's going to kill me. It's you loving someone more.
Rachel : No. you're not walking way. Don't... don't walk away from me.
Heck : Yeah keep saying that. Pretend this is my choice.
Rachel : What do you MEAN?
Heck : Oh come on Rachel. We both know you'd have left me in the end.
Rachel : That's not true.
Heck : YES IT IS!
Heck : [quieter]
Heck : Yes it is. I want you to be happy. More than anything else I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you. But if I'm not, then I can't stand in the way, you see? Because what you're feeling now, Rachel, is the unstoppable force. Which means that I've got to move.
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H : Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa : Not now.
Heck : What's the question, H?
H : What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck : [thinks for a few seconds, then replies] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
Tessa : There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
[She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding]
Luce : [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
H : [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?
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Heck : Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.
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Heck : [Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed] I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know.
Rachel : 'Course you could.
Heck : You don't think I could.
Rachel : Not for a second.
Heck : Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.
Rachel : That man's an ass.
Heck : That man *is* an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.
[Rachel gets up and starts to get dressed]
Heck : Oh, come back to bed.
Rachel : I'm up now. Does she know?
Heck : Well, I'm like, 'If you want to leave, tell her.' Are you really up?
Rachel : I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.
Heck : Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me?
Rachel : 'Cause you're a good person.
Heck : You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.
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Heck : You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you.
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Heck : It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.
Rachel : God yes.
Heck : Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah.
Rachel : No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this.
Heck : [sadly] Why not?
Rachel : It doesn't turn me on.
Heck : Makes one of us.
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Coop : [Standing at the altar with Heck] I fancy that flower girl.
Heck : [Craning around to see if Rachel's coming] Yeah, yeah, I know you do.
Coop : She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me.
Heck : Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me?
Coop : Sure, yes.
[Turns with Heck to see if Rachel's coming. Waits a few seconds, then whispers]
Coop : Did you get the vibe that she likes me?
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Heck : [Rachel wants to have sex in a park late at night] We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.