- [first lines]
- Jamie: Where are we, Doctor?
- Dr. Who: We're by the seaside, that's where we are. That's all that matters.
- Jamie: Aye, but where?
- Victoria: Yes, Doctor, we must know.
- Dr. Who: Oh, stop fussing, you two, come on.
- [runs for the water]
- Dr. Who: Come on, you two. No wait a minute. See if there's any buckets and spades in the TARDIS.
- [Takes off his shoes and socks and paddles in the sea]
- Jamie: Buckets and spades? Is he going to dig for worms?
- Victoria: No, he wants us to play sand castles.
- Jamie: Sand castles? What does he think we are? A couple of children?
- Dr. Who: Oh, yes. Yes. I don't think I like the look of this. Let's go.
- Victoria: Why, what's the matter?
- Dr. Who: Come on, run.
- Jamie: Yeah, but...
- Dr. Who: Don't argue, run. Come on. Come on!
- Jamie: If only we had a gun!
- Victoria: But why would they want to harm us?
- Dr. Who: Why indeed? Oh, what now?
- Victoria: Look, Doctor, can't we go back to the TARDIS?
- Dr. Who: No, we'd never make it. There's not much cover here.
- Victoria: Perhaps we've landed in a world of mad men.
- Dr. Who: They're human beings, if that's what you mean. Indulging their favorite past time - trying to destroy each other. Time we went, come on.
- Jamie: [seeing Rod aiming a gun at them] Creag an tuire.
- [punches Rod unconscious]
- Victoria: Oh, well done.
- Jamie: [the sound of a helicopter is heard] What's that?