- Matt: Your parents almost killing you tonight is the best thing that could have happened to you. They lit a fire under your ass to go out there, grab life by the ears, and make sweet sweet love to it's mouth. Fuck, you're a selfish prick you know that?
- Neil: How am I selfish?
- Matt: Because this is your last chance, Neil. You don't go in there and bust your hymen then you're a dead man. And then that's on my head and I can't live with that shit, so fuck you!
- Neil: I wouldn't want me dying to be a source of guilt for you or anything.