Mortal Kombat 1 (2023 Video Game)
John Cena: Peacemaker
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Quotes
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Quan Chi : You wish to fight me?
Peacemaker : Not fight, beat senseless.
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Ermac : You are a buffoon, not a warrior.
Peacemaker : You wanna insult me? Fine. Just use words I understand.
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Peacemaker : I told you, I want peace.
General Shao : And you'll have it: when you're dead.
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Peacemaker : C'mon... That many souls, rubbing against each other inside you...
Ermac : The dead do not have carnal needs.
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Peacemaker : You're a demon. How aren't you evil?
Ashrah : Because I am the sum of my choices.
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Peacemaker : You're nuts if you think you scare me.
General Shao : Are all from your realms so self-deluded?
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Peacemaker : B.F.D. So you make shit cold.
Sub-Zero : Not cold. Frozen.
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Johnny Cage : The things I could do with your life story...
Peacemaker : How about we make it a streaming series?
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Peacemaker : You're the first bangable monster chick I've met.
Mileena : You think me a monster?
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Liu Kang : This is no time to smile.
Peacemaker : Hell yeah, it is! "Fight a Fire God" is coming off my bucket list.
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Peacemaker : I've had shits take more effort than beating you will.
Quan Chi : I will so enjoy killing you.
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Peacemaker : Aquaman? The Deep? What's with all the fish fuckers?
Homelander : I really have no idea.
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Smoke : You fight for peace?
Peacemaker : And I'll kill anyone I have to, to get it.
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Sub-Zero : Keep your nose out of my affairs.
Peacemaker : Dude I'm gonna blow sticky green snot all over them.
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Peacemaker : Back off, Cape! I pack Kryptonite bullets.
Omni-Man : Whatever "Kryptonite" is, it doesn't scare me.
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General Shao : You look at me strangely.
Peacemaker : 'Cause I clocked that epic six pack you're rocking.
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Peacemaker : Other dudes from my universe have been here?
Liu Kang : The worst was the Joker.
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Omni-Man : Aw shit. Did Cecil sent you after me?
Peacemaker : Only if "Cecil" is code for Amanda Waller.
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Peacemaker : Sonic Boom!
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Peacemaker : Force field!
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Peacemaker : Torpedo!
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Peacemaker : Center mass.
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Peacemaker : Anti-Gravity!
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Geras : Childhood trauma does not justify ...
Peacemaker : Zip it. I'm not here for therapy.
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Peacemaker : I'm gonna do this place a favor and kill your ass.
Havik : [mocking laughter] Good luck.
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Peacemaker : How did you get that fugly face?
Havik : "Fugly"? What does that mean?
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Peacemaker : Too late to save the day, ya dickhead.
Omni-Man : Who says I'm here to save anyone?
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Geras : You interfere with the timeline's progression.
Peacemaker : I'm just trying to bring it peace.
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Peacemaker : You can't take me, pipsqueak.
Shang Tsung : Pipsqueak? Pip-squeak?
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Peacemaker : You flooded a city? That is some serious supervillain shit.
Rain : I will not be labeled by some helmeted halfwit!
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Peacemaker : Full disclosure, I don't believe in magic.
Shang Tsung : Magic doesn't care what you believe.
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Peacemaker : Seriously. You want to eat me?
Nitara : Idiot.
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Peacemaker : You want peace? I'm your man.
Sindel : I find that highly implausible.
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Peacemaker : Your wife is smoking hot! I'd totally tap that.
Scorpion : Show some respect, Peacemaker.
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Peacemaker : Fuck, this universe would be better off without you!
Quan Chi : I'm going nowhere, Peacemaker.
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Peacemaker : I would've given my right arm to be raised by badass ninjas.
Scorpion : The Lin Kuei are not ninjas.
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Peacemaker : I hate it when hot girls are evil.
Nitara : I am *not* evil.
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Peacemaker : I'll take my helmet over your hat any day.
Kung Lao : Then you *are* as dumb as you look.
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Peacemaker : I've never crossed paths with a movie star.
Johnny Cage : I think you mean mega-star.
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Peacemaker : Y'know my usual m.o. is to kill gangsters.
Kenshi : Good thing I'm not one anymore.
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Peacemaker : Are you sure about this? I mean, you are a cripple.
Kenshi : Don't you *ever* call me that again.
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Peacemaker : I bet that hair can be lots of fun.
Sindel : If you're flirting, you're failing.
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Peacemaker : I've never locked horns with a demon.
Ashrah : Then there's no way you win this fight.
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Peacemaker : You and that Baraka dude must be related.
Mileena : No, but we share the same affliction.
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Peacemaker : So did Liu Kang create my universe?
Geras : Its origen remains a mystery.
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Peacemaker : Heard about your botched power play, Flub-Zero.
Sub-Zero : You dare to insult me?
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Peacemaker : What the fuck? I can't fight a blind guy.
Kenshi : Worried you'll lose?
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Peacemaker : Give me a week, and I'll have Sun Do pacified.
Li Mei : Stay out of my city, Peacemaker.
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Peacemaker : Wanna end crime? Kill all the criminals.
Li Mei : How are you such a simpleton?
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Peacemaker : I thought home was messed up. But this place?
Liu Kang : Do not judge, lest ye be judged.
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Peacemaker : Now that's a face only a mother could love.
Baraka : [snarls] Are you trying to get yourself killed?
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Peacemaker : There's no me in this universe? That's all kinds of bullshit.
Geras : There is very little resemblance between yours and ours.
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Peacemaker : What the hell's your story? Yikes.
Baraka : No one's told you about Tarkatans?
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Peacemaker : You've got a twin? Now that would be fun.
Kitana : What would be fun, Earthrealmer?
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Peacemaker : You Hollywood types are all soft and weak.
Johnny Cage : The bullshit on the internet is rotting your brain.
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Peacemaker : Fans are for dancing, not fighting.
Kitana : I've never heard a more dubious presumption.
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Peacemaker : Fists and feet are useless against guns.
Kung Lao : Clearly you have not fought a Shaolin.
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Nitara : You make me hungry.
Peacemaker : Of course I do, sweet cheeks.
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Mileena : Cease your drivel, or I will cease it for you.
Peacemaker : Have I overly bent the royal ear?
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Peacemaker : Cage says I should call you Water Wielder.
Rain : Only if you wish to be drowned.
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Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1] Face it. This is happening.
Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2] Or maybe you're a bong-induced hallucination.
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Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1] On my world, Aquaman's a total poser.
Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2] No way! So is mine!
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Peacemaker : What's wrong with the name "Eagly"?
Smoke : For a pet eagle? Are you serious?
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Peacemaker : I hate to do this. You seem like a nice kid.
Raiden : What makes you think you'll get the better of me?
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Peacemaker : Y'know I'm armed to the teeth.
Reiko : Not that it will matter.
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Peacemaker : So lizards *are* hiding among us!
Reptile : That's a myth, born of fear.
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Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1] The helmet. Which one of us wears it better?
Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2] I do, numb nuts.
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Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1] If you pumped more iron, you'd lose that puffy middle.
Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2] Puffy middle? Get the fuck outta here.
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Peacemaker : Glam metal is the best music ever. Prove me wrong.
Smoke : Whatever you say, old timer.
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Peacemaker : How do I know I can trust you?
Reptile : Zaterrans don't speak with forked tongues, human.
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Peacemaker : I need a helmet that rocks lightning like your amulet.
Raiden : Aren't you worried that would fry your brain?
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Peacemaker : A vow of chastity? No way. I'd explode.
Tanya : Or you could just grow up.
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Peacemaker : You're a pus-filled cyst in the ass of peace.
Reiko : What will it take for you to be silent?
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Peacemaker : After this, we could go back to my place...
Tanya : How is it that you are worse than Cage?
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Nitara : What are you staring at?
Peacemaker : Your wings. They give me the heebie jeebies.
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Peacemaker : You are many? I am fucked.
Ermac : If that means "beaten", yes.
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Ermac : We sense your fear.
Peacemaker : Yeah, your whole death vibe is wigging me out.
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Peacemaker : Aquaman? The Deep? What's with all these fish fuckers?
Homelander : [groans] Tell me about it.
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Peacemaker : You don't want peace, you want power!
Homelander : Oh no, no, no. I want a piece. A fucking piece of you.