Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Randy Disher : [propounding his "theory"] Makes you think.
Stottlemeyer : No, it doesn't.
Natalie Teeger : No, it doesn't.
Adrian Monk : Quite the opposite, actually.
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Stottlemeyer : I'm flying on private jets, and I'm farting through silk.
Adrian Monk : Wait, you're what?
Stottlemeyer : I'm... never mind.
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Stottlemeyer : I figured I'd hang out long enough to help you nail the son of a bitch. Thats what we do, right?
Adrian Monk : It's what we do.
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Stottlemeyer : You know, I don't think I've ever seen your feet before.
Adrian Monk : I have, three times.
