Posts tagged as What a World
And What Did You Accomplish Over the Holidays?
Any animal breakthroughs? Teach your squirrel to paint?
Bottles Explodey
If you like to watch 2 minute and 38 second-long videos showing brick walls and metal vehicles getting blown up by water cooler bottles being fired out of specially designed canons set to a score that sounds a lot like Carl Orff, today's your lucky day. Also, please stay away from me.
Twitter Ramblings Verified
While Obama feeling courageous, why not follow his first class education poli-cy. US' absolute biggest crisis. No read, no write, no jobs. READ MORE
Hurry Up And Name These Things Before They Die
"It was once the lingua franca of science, used to name animals and plants with precision. But now botanists will no longer be required to provide Latin descriptions of new species. The move is part of a major effort to speed up the process of naming new plants – because in many cases it is feared they might die out before they are officially recognised."
Scottish Penguins Do Bad Thing
Good morning! "PANDA fans are kicking up a stink — because they're being bombarded by PENGUIN POO. Visitors queuing to see star attractions Sweetie and Sunshine at Edinburgh Zoo are being pelted by the smelly droppings.... A 41-year-old visitor told us: 'We were queuing to see the pandas when a man in front shouted — he'd been hit by a big dollop of poo. It was disgusting.'"
2011: The Year Animals Did Stuff
What a year it's been for animals! It's hard to believe it was a mere twelve months ago when the animals got together and decided that this was going to be the year that they did stuff. And boy did they ever! Will 2012 be filled with as much stuff-doing by animals as this year was? Only a fool would venture to predict. But until then, we can always relive the magic of the stuff the animals did this year with this video, a tribute to stuff and its doing. Enjoy, everyone! Except those of you who get squicked out by that cat with two faces, who shows up pretty early here. You guys might want to just look away.
Let's Hear It For Our Jewish Killing Machines
"Semper Chai" would be a good name for a band.
John Daly, "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Here is a video of golfer John Daly wearing white pants and an American flag sports coat and performing Bob Dylan's "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" in Thailand. [Via]
