You know that kind of guys - they can explain you everything, from why the local soccer club lost its last match (of course it's because of the United Nations), to the impact of the internet on waldsterben. Oddly enough nevertheless this huge knowledge about the things in the world and their connections Dittsche does not find a job and wears his bathrobe all day long - especially on the daily trip to the little rat-shop where he orders 3-4 beers and shares his knowledge with the clerk.

Clerk is the catchword: Think of Dittsche as the roofer-guy that plays in "Clerks" and explains why the roofers working on the death star in "Star Wars" know the risk of being destroyed together with the death star when they signed their contract.