Bree Mills declines to take her usual co-directing credit on screen for this pair of Pure Taboo featurettes on DVD, leaving partner Craven Moorehead to shoulder most of the blame. However, the supporting program titled "The Cookie Jar" contradicts this in the IMDb credits listed for its web airing, listing her and not Craven as director.

Either way, title segment starring Chloe Cherry (formerly Chloe Couture, back when she was an up and coming Adult actress) is terrible, almost a test case for how to not make an erotic movie.

That's because it goes beyond being merely mean-spirited and misogynistic to trodding into the sadistic realm of porn, that once was the province of jailbird pornographers Rob Black and LIzzy Borden.

It's a "bad influence" story, with apologies to the classic, vastly underrated movie by that name starring Rob Lowe and James Spader. Mick Blue plays Chloe's uncle Gus, who drops by and cajoles his estranged brother Eric (Steve Holmes) to force stepdaughter Carla (played by Cherry) to have sex, resulting in a 3-some that seems to run forever, as if Chloe were angling to get a Guinness record for the lenghiest riding time on screen being d.p.'d.

The character logic of the scene makes no sense, as both Eric and especially Carla accede to having sex arbitrarily, with no real impetus other than to deliver XXX content to the masses. It's simultaneously forced sex upon Carla and her enthusiastically participating and getting off. While watching my mind immediately wandered to those disclaimers projected at the front of porn videos, advising that the sexual practices being shown are not medically healthy or recommended - as watching Couture nka Cherry being pumped forever by two of Europe's biggest cocks ever to relocate to Chatsworth seems dangerous, rather than stimulating.

Far from being taboo or innovative, this d.p.-a-thon was already done way back in 2006 by John Leslie in his video "Crack Her Jack 6", with Mick Blue and Steve Holmes as home invaders, doing the dirty deed (rape and d.p.'s) to a mature blonde housewife. Perhaps Bree & co. never saw that one, and merely reinvented the wheel here, but sigficantly with an underage-looking actress instead.

"The Cookie Jar" is a dumb episode putting actress Jaye Summers through the ringer, as she previously suffered in another Bree opus, being humped by fake uncle Charles Dera in "The Bad Uncle". This time it's Meet the Parents, with Black boyfriend Ricky Johnson taking her home to see Tyler Knight and Mercedes Carrera.

Mercedes has just a bit part, NonSex player here, as it is daddy Knight who rapes Jaye in his kitchen. Aimed at the IR fans out there in videoland, the actual gimmick trotted out here is that Knight deposits a creampie inside Jaye, and then later on she keeps her deflowering to herself, acceding to sex with boyfriend Ricky whose sloppy seconds consist of yet another creampie. Presumably the viewer is left to wonder which generation of the family will be the real daddy of her likely upcoming bambino. Not exactly writing or concept of Rod Serling calibre.