diff --git a/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.down.sql b/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.down.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..26e86eb420904
--- /dev/null
+++ b/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.down.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** was deleted.\n\n' ||
+					E'The specified reason was "**{{.Labels.reason}}{{ if .Labels.initiator }} ({{ .Labels.initiator }}){{end}}**".' WHERE id = 'f517da0b-cdc9-410f-ab89-a86107c420ed';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'Automatic build of your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** failed.\n\n' ||
+					E'The specified reason was "**{{.Labels.reason}}**".' WHERE id = '381df2a9-c0c0-4749-420f-80a9280c66f9';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been updated automatically to the latest template version ({{.Labels.template_version_name}}).\n\n' ||
+					E'Reason for update: **{{.Labels.template_version_message}}**.' WHERE id = 'c34a0c09-0704-4cac-bd1c-0c0146811c2b';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'New user account **{{.Labels.created_account_name}}** has been created.\n\n' ||
+					E'This new user account was created {{if .Labels.created_account_user_name}}for **{{.Labels.created_account_user_name}}** {{end}}by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '4e19c0ac-94e1-4532-9515-d1801aa283b2';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'User account **{{.Labels.deleted_account_name}}** has been deleted.\n\n' ||
+					E'The deleted account {{if .Labels.deleted_account_user_name}}belonged to **{{.Labels.deleted_account_user_name}}** and {{end}}was deleted by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = 'f44d9314-ad03-4bc8-95d0-5cad491da6b6';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'User account **{{.Labels.suspended_account_name}}** has been suspended.\n\n' ||
+  					E'The account {{if .Labels.suspended_account_user_name}}belongs to **{{.Labels.suspended_account_user_name}}** and it {{end}}was suspended by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = 'b02ddd82-4733-4d02-a2d7-c36f3598997d';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'Your account **{{.Labels.suspended_account_name}}** has been suspended by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '6a2f0609-9b69-4d36-a989-9f5925b6cbff';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'User account **{{.Labels.activated_account_name}}** has been activated.\n\n' ||
+					E'The account {{if .Labels.activated_account_user_name}}belongs to **{{.Labels.activated_account_user_name}}** and it {{ end }}was activated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '9f5af851-8408-4e73-a7a1-c6502ba46689';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'Your account **{{.Labels.activated_account_name}}** has been activated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '1a6a6bea-ee0a-43e2-9e7c-eabdb53730e4';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\nA manual build of the workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** using the template **{{.Labels.template_name}}** failed (version: **{{.Labels.template_version_name}}**).\nThe workspace build was initiated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '2faeee0f-26cb-4e96-821c-85ccb9f71513';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},
+
+Template **{{.Labels.template_display_name}}** has failed to build {{.Data.failed_builds}}/{{.Data.total_builds}} times over the last {{.Data.report_frequency}}.
+
+**Report:**
+{{range $version := .Data.template_versions}}
+**{{$version.template_version_name}}** failed {{$version.failed_count}} time{{if gt $version.failed_count 1.0}}s{{end}}:
+{{range $build := $version.failed_builds}}
+* [{{$build.workspace_owner_username}} / {{$build.workspace_name}} / #{{$build.build_number}}]({{base_url}}/@{{$build.workspace_owner_username}}/{{$build.workspace_name}}/builds/{{$build.build_number}})
+{{- end}}
+{{end}}
+We recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful.' WHERE id = '34a20db2-e9cc-4a93-b0e4-8569699d7a00';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\nUse the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message.' WHERE id = '62f86a30-2330-4b61-a26d-311ff3b608cf';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hello {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'The template **{{.Labels.template}}** has been deprecated with the following message:\n\n' ||
+		E'**{{.Labels.message}}**\n\n' ||
+		E'New workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally.' WHERE id = 'f40fae84-55a2-42cd-99fa-b41c1ca64894';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hello {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'The workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** has been created from the template **{{.Labels.template}}** using version **{{.Labels.version}}**.' WHERE id = '281fdf73-c6d6-4cbb-8ff5-888baf8a2fff';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hello {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** by **{{.Labels.initiator}}** to update it to version **{{.Labels.version}}** of template **{{.Labels.template}}**.' WHERE id = 'd089fe7b-d5c5-4c0c-aaf5-689859f7d392';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** has reached the memory usage threshold set at **{{.Labels.threshold}}**.' WHERE id = 'a9d027b4-ac49-4fb1-9f6d-45af15f64e7a';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'{{ if eq (len .Data.volumes) 1 }}{{ $volume := index .Data.volumes 0 }}'||
+			E'Volume **`{{$volume.path}}`** is over {{$volume.threshold}} full in workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}**.'||
+		E'{{ else }}'||
+			E'The following volumes are nearly full in workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}**\n\n'||
+			E'{{ range $volume := .Data.volumes }}'||
+				E'- **`{{$volume.path}}`** is over {{$volume.threshold}} full\n'||
+			E'{{ end }}'||
+		E'{{ end }}' WHERE id = 'f047f6a3-5713-40f7-85aa-0394cce9fa3a';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'This is a test notification.' WHERE id = 'c425f63e-716a-4bf4-ae24-78348f706c3f';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n' ||
+					E'The template **{{.Labels.name}}** was deleted by **{{ .Labels.initiator }}**.\n\n' WHERE id = '29a09665-2a4c-403f-9648-54301670e7be';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been marked as [**dormant**](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of {{.Labels.reason}}.\n' ||
+		E'Dormant workspaces are [automatically deleted](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after {{.Labels.timeTilDormant}} of inactivity.\n' ||
+		E'To prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.' WHERE id = '0ea69165-ec14-4314-91f1-69566ac3c5a0';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Hi {{.UserName}},\n\n'||
+		E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been marked for **deletion** after {{.Labels.timeTilDormant}} of [dormancy](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of {{.Labels.reason}}.\n' ||
+		E'To prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.' WHERE id = '51ce2fdf-c9ca-4be1-8d70-628674f9bc42';
diff --git a/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.up.sql b/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.up.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..172310282caa9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/coderd/database/migrations/000305_remove_greetings_notifications_templates.up.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** was deleted.\n\n' ||
+					E'The specified reason was "**{{.Labels.reason}}{{ if .Labels.initiator }} ({{ .Labels.initiator }}){{end}}**".' WHERE id = 'f517da0b-cdc9-410f-ab89-a86107c420ed';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Automatic build of your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** failed.\n\n' ||
+					E'The specified reason was "**{{.Labels.reason}}**".' WHERE id = '381df2a9-c0c0-4749-420f-80a9280c66f9';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been updated automatically to the latest template version ({{.Labels.template_version_name}}).\n\n' ||
+					E'Reason for update: **{{.Labels.template_version_message}}**.' WHERE id = 'c34a0c09-0704-4cac-bd1c-0c0146811c2b';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'New user account **{{.Labels.created_account_name}}** has been created.\n\n' ||
+					E'This new user account was created {{if .Labels.created_account_user_name}}for **{{.Labels.created_account_user_name}}** {{end}}by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '4e19c0ac-94e1-4532-9515-d1801aa283b2';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'User account **{{.Labels.deleted_account_name}}** has been deleted.\n\n' ||
+					E'The deleted account {{if .Labels.deleted_account_user_name}}belonged to **{{.Labels.deleted_account_user_name}}** and {{end}}was deleted by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = 'f44d9314-ad03-4bc8-95d0-5cad491da6b6';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'User account **{{.Labels.suspended_account_name}}** has been suspended.\n\n' ||
+  					E'The account {{if .Labels.suspended_account_user_name}}belongs to **{{.Labels.suspended_account_user_name}}** and it {{end}}was suspended by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = 'b02ddd82-4733-4d02-a2d7-c36f3598997d';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your account **{{.Labels.suspended_account_name}}** has been suspended by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '6a2f0609-9b69-4d36-a989-9f5925b6cbff';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'User account **{{.Labels.activated_account_name}}** has been activated.\n\n' ||
+					E'The account {{if .Labels.activated_account_user_name}}belongs to **{{.Labels.activated_account_user_name}}** and it {{ end }}was activated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '9f5af851-8408-4e73-a7a1-c6502ba46689';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your account **{{.Labels.activated_account_name}}** has been activated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '1a6a6bea-ee0a-43e2-9e7c-eabdb53730e4';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'A manual build of the workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** using the template **{{.Labels.template_name}}** failed (version: **{{.Labels.template_version_name}}**).\nThe workspace build was initiated by **{{.Labels.initiator}}**.' WHERE id = '2faeee0f-26cb-4e96-821c-85ccb9f71513';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Template **{{.Labels.template_display_name}}** has failed to build {{.Data.failed_builds}}/{{.Data.total_builds}} times over the last {{.Data.report_frequency}}.
+
+**Report:**
+{{range $version := .Data.template_versions}}
+**{{$version.template_version_name}}** failed {{$version.failed_count}} time{{if gt $version.failed_count 1.0}}s{{end}}:
+{{range $build := $version.failed_builds}}
+* [{{$build.workspace_owner_username}} / {{$build.workspace_name}} / #{{$build.build_number}}]({{base_url}}/@{{$build.workspace_owner_username}}/{{$build.workspace_name}}/builds/{{$build.build_number}})
+{{- end}}
+{{end}}
+We recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful.' WHERE id = '34a20db2-e9cc-4a93-b0e4-8569699d7a00';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Use the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message.' WHERE id = '62f86a30-2330-4b61-a26d-311ff3b608cf';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'The template **{{.Labels.template}}** has been deprecated with the following message:\n\n' ||
+		E'**{{.Labels.message}}**\n\n' ||
+		E'New workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally.' WHERE id = 'f40fae84-55a2-42cd-99fa-b41c1ca64894';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'The workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** has been created from the template **{{.Labels.template}}** using version **{{.Labels.version}}**.' WHERE id = '281fdf73-c6d6-4cbb-8ff5-888baf8a2fff';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** by **{{.Labels.initiator}}** to update it to version **{{.Labels.version}}** of template **{{.Labels.template}}**.' WHERE id = 'd089fe7b-d5c5-4c0c-aaf5-689859f7d392';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}** has reached the memory usage threshold set at **{{.Labels.threshold}}**.' WHERE id = 'a9d027b4-ac49-4fb1-9f6d-45af15f64e7a';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'{{ if eq (len .Data.volumes) 1 }}{{ $volume := index .Data.volumes 0 }}'||
+			E'Volume **`{{$volume.path}}`** is over {{$volume.threshold}} full in workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}**.'||
+		E'{{ else }}'||
+			E'The following volumes are nearly full in workspace **{{.Labels.workspace}}**\n\n'||
+			E'{{ range $volume := .Data.volumes }}'||
+				E'- **`{{$volume.path}}`** is over {{$volume.threshold}} full\n'||
+			E'{{ end }}'||
+		E'{{ end }}' WHERE id = 'f047f6a3-5713-40f7-85aa-0394cce9fa3a';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'This is a test notification.' WHERE id = 'c425f63e-716a-4bf4-ae24-78348f706c3f';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'The template **{{.Labels.name}}** was deleted by **{{ .Labels.initiator }}**.\n\n' WHERE id = '29a09665-2a4c-403f-9648-54301670e7be';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been marked as [**dormant**](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of {{.Labels.reason}}.\n' ||
+		E'Dormant workspaces are [automatically deleted](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after {{.Labels.timeTilDormant}} of inactivity.\n' ||
+		E'To prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.' WHERE id = '0ea69165-ec14-4314-91f1-69566ac3c5a0';
+UPDATE notification_templates SET body_template = E'Your workspace **{{.Labels.name}}** has been marked for **deletion** after {{.Labels.timeTilDormant}} of [dormancy](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of {{.Labels.reason}}.\n' ||
+		E'To prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.' WHERE id = '51ce2fdf-c9ca-4be1-8d70-628674f9bc42';
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/html.gotmpl b/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/html.gotmpl
index 23a549288fa15..4e49c4239d1f4 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/html.gotmpl
+++ b/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/html.gotmpl
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
         {{ .Labels._subject }}
       </h1>
       <div style="line-height: 1.5;">
+        <p>Hi {{ .UserName }},</p>
         {{ .Labels._body }}
       </div>
       <div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/plaintext.gotmpl b/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/plaintext.gotmpl
index ecc60611d04bd..dd7b206cdeed9 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/plaintext.gotmpl
+++ b/coderd/notifications/dispatch/smtp/plaintext.gotmpl
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+Hi {{ .UserName }},
+
 {{ .Labels._body }}
 
 {{ range $action := .Actions }}
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeleted.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeleted.html.golden
index 2ae9ac8e61db5..75af5a264e644 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeleted.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeleted.html.golden
@@ -46,9 +46,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>The template <strong>Bobby&rsquo;s Template</strong> was deleted by <str=
-ong>rob</strong>.</p>
+        <p>The template <strong>Bobby&rsquo;s Template</strong> was deleted=
+ by <strong>rob</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.html.golden
index 1393acc4bc60a..70c27eed18667 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.html.golden
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ MIME-Version: 1.0
 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
 
-Hello Bobby,
+Hi Bobby,
 
 The template alpha has been deprecated with the following message:
 
@@ -53,10 +53,9 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
         Template 'alpha' has been deprecated
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
-        <p>Hello Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>The template <strong>alpha</strong> has been deprecated with the followi=
-ng message:</p>
+        <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
+        <p>The template <strong>alpha</strong> has been deprecated with the=
+ following message:</p>
 
 <p><strong>This template has been replaced by beta</strong></p>
 
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTestNotification.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTestNotification.html.golden
index c7e5641c37fa5..514153e935b34 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTestNotification.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateTestNotification.html.golden
@@ -47,8 +47,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>This is a test notification.</p>
+        <p>This is a test notification.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountActivated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountActivated.html.golden
index 49b789382218e..011ef84ebfb1c 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountActivated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountActivated.html.golden
@@ -48,8 +48,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been activated.</p>
+        <p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been activated.</p>
 
 <p>The account belongs to <strong>William Tables</strong> and it was activa=
 ted by <strong>rob</strong>.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountCreated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountCreated.html.golden
index 9a6cab0989897..6fc619e4129a0 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountCreated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountCreated.html.golden
@@ -48,8 +48,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>New user account <strong>bobby</strong> has been created.</p>
+        <p>New user account <strong>bobby</strong> has been created.</p>
 
 <p>This new user account was created for <strong>William Tables</strong> by=
  <strong>rob</strong>.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.html.golden
index c7daad54f028b..cfcb22beec139 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.html.golden
@@ -48,8 +48,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been deleted.</p>
+        <p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been deleted.</p>
 
 <p>The deleted account belonged to <strong>William Tables</strong> and was =
 deleted by <strong>rob</strong>.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.html.golden
index b79445994d47e..9664bc8892442 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.html.golden
@@ -49,8 +49,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been suspended.</p>
+        <p>User account <strong>bobby</strong> has been suspended.</p>
 
 <p>The account belongs to <strong>William Tables</strong> and it was suspen=
 ded by <strong>rob</strong>.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.html.golden
index 04f69ed741da2..12e29c47ed078 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.html.golden
@@ -49,8 +49,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Use the link below to reset your password.</p>
+        <p>Use the link below to reset your password.</p>
 
 <p>If you did not make this request, you can ignore this message.</p>
       </div>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.html.golden
index 6c68cffa8bc1b..2304fbf01bdbf 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.html.golden
@@ -49,9 +49,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been updated automat=
-ically to the latest template version (1.0).</p>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been updated=
+ automatically to the latest template version (1.0).</p>
 
 <p>Reason for update: <strong>template now includes catnip</strong>.</p>
       </div>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.html.golden
index 340e794f15c74..c132ffb47d9c1 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.html.golden
@@ -48,9 +48,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Automatic build of your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> faile=
-d.</p>
+        <p>Automatic build of your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</stron=
+g> failed.</p>
 
 <p>The specified reason was &ldquo;<strong>autostart</strong>&rdquo;.</p>
       </div>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.html.golden
index 7cc16f00f3796..f3edc6ac05d02 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.html.golden
@@ -66,9 +66,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Template <strong>Bobby First Template</strong> has failed to build <sup>=
-4</sup>&frasl;<sub>55</sub> times over the last week.</p>
+        <p>Template <strong>Bobby First Template</strong> has failed to bui=
+ld <sup>4</sup>&frasl;<sub>55</sub> times over the last week.</p>
 
 <p><strong>Report:</strong></p>
 
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.html.golden
index 9d039ea7f77e9..62ce413e782cc 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.html.golden
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ MIME-Version: 1.0
 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
 
-Hello Bobby,
+Hi Bobby,
 
 The workspace bobby-workspace has been created from the template bobby-temp=
 late using version alpha.
@@ -46,11 +46,10 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
         Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been created
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
-        <p>Hello Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>The workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been created from the=
- template <strong>bobby-template</strong> using version <strong>alpha</stro=
-ng>.</p>
+        <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
+        <p>The workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been created =
+from the template <strong>bobby-template</strong> using version <strong>alp=
+ha</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.html.golden
index 0d821bdc4dacd..fcc9b57f17b9f 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.html.golden
@@ -50,8 +50,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> was deleted.</p>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> was deleted.</p>
 
 <p>The specified reason was &ldquo;<strong>autodeleted due to dormancy (aut=
 obuild)</strong>&rdquo;.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.html.golden
index a6aa1f62d9ab9..7c1f7192b1fc8 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.html.golden
@@ -50,8 +50,7 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> was deleted.</p>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> was deleted.</p>
 
 <p>The specified reason was &ldquo;<strong>autodeleted due to dormancy (aut=
 obuild)</strong>&rdquo;.</p>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.html.golden
index 0c6cbf5a2dd85..40bd6fc135469 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.html.golden
@@ -52,11 +52,10 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been marked as <a hr=
-ef=3D"https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterpri=
-se"><strong>dormant</strong></a> because of breached the template&rsquo;s t=
-hreshold for inactivity.<br>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been marked =
+as <a href=3D"https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-=
+enterprise"><strong>dormant</strong></a> because of breached the template&r=
+squo;s threshold for inactivity.<br>
 Dormant workspaces are <a href=3D"https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule=
 #dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise">automatically deleted</a> after 24 hour=
 s of inactivity.<br>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.html.golden
index 1f456a72f4df4..2f7bb2771c8a9 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.html.golden
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ Hi Bobby,
 
 A manual build of the workspace bobby-workspace using the template bobby-te=
 mplate failed (version: bobby-template-version).
-
 The workspace build was initiated by joe.
 
 
@@ -49,12 +48,10 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>A manual build of the workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> using t=
-he template <strong>bobby-template</strong> failed (version: <strong>bobby-=
-template-version</strong>).</p>
-
-<p>The workspace build was initiated by <strong>joe</strong>.</p>
+        <p>A manual build of the workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong>=
+ using the template <strong>bobby-template</strong> failed (version: <stron=
+g>bobby-template-version</strong>).<br>
+The workspace build was initiated by <strong>joe</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.html.golden
index 57a9a0d51b7b7..2af9e6383c5a8 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.html.golden
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ MIME-Version: 1.0
 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
 
-Hello Bobby,
+Hi Bobby,
 
 A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace bobby-wo=
 rkspace by bobby to update it to version alpha of template bobby-template.
@@ -49,11 +49,11 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
         Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been manually updated
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
-        <p>Hello Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace <stro=
-ng>bobby-workspace</strong> by <strong>bobby</strong> to update it to versi=
-on <strong>alpha</strong> of template <strong>bobby-template</strong>.</p>
+        <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
+        <p>A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspa=
+ce <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> by <strong>bobby</strong> to update it =
+to version <strong>alpha</strong> of template <strong>bobby-template</stron=
+g>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.html.golden
index 6d91458f2cbcc..bbd73d07b27a1 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.html.golden
@@ -49,11 +49,10 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been marked for <str=
-ong>deletion</strong> after 24 hours of <a href=3D"https://coder.com/docs/t=
-emplates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise">dormancy</a> because o=
-f template updated to new dormancy policy.<br>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has been marked =
+for <strong>deletion</strong> after 24 hours of <a href=3D"https://coder.co=
+m/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise">dormancy</a> b=
+ecause of template updated to new dormancy policy.<br>
 To prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.html.golden
index f217fc0f85c97..1e65a1eab12fc 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.html.golden
@@ -46,9 +46,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Volume <strong><code>/home/coder</code></strong> is over 90% full in wor=
-kspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong>.</p>
+        <p>Volume <strong><code>/home/coder</code></strong> is over 90% ful=
+l in workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.html.golden
index 87e5dec07cdaf..aad0c2190c25a 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.html.golden
@@ -50,9 +50,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>The following volumes are nearly full in workspace <strong>bobby-workspa=
-ce</strong></p>
+        <p>The following volumes are nearly full in workspace <strong>bobby=
+-workspace</strong></p>
 
 <ul>
 <li><strong><code>/home/coder</code></strong> is over 90% full<br>
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.html.golden
index 1aa27cb4cce89..b75c2032003ee 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.html.golden
@@ -47,9 +47,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has reached the memory u=
-sage threshold set at <strong>90%</strong>.</p>
+        <p>Your workspace <strong>bobby-workspace</strong> has reached the =
+memory usage threshold set at <strong>90%</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountActivated.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountActivated.html.golden
index aef12ab957feb..b86fd4bf6395d 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountActivated.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountActivated.html.golden
@@ -46,9 +46,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your account <strong>bobby</strong> has been activated by <strong>rob</s=
-trong>.</p>
+        <p>Your account <strong>bobby</strong> has been activated by <stron=
+g>rob</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.html.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.html.golden
index d9406e2c1f344..277195a2bd427 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.html.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/smtp/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.html.golden
@@ -44,9 +44,8 @@ argin: 8px 0 32px; line-height: 1.5;">
       </h1>
       <div style=3D"line-height: 1.5;">
         <p>Hi Bobby,</p>
-
-<p>Your account <strong>bobby</strong> has been suspended by <strong>rob</s=
-trong>.</p>
+        <p>Your account <strong>bobby</strong> has been suspended by <stron=
+g>rob</strong>.</p>
       </div>
       <div style=3D"text-align: center; margin-top: 32px;">
        =20
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeleted.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeleted.json.golden
index 32c81c9e571a9..9fcfb4a8ce5c6 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeleted.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeleted.json.golden
@@ -24,6 +24,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Template \"Bobby's Template\" deleted",
   "title_markdown": "Template \"Bobby's Template\" deleted",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThe template Bobby's Template was deleted by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThe template **Bobby's Template** was deleted by **rob**.\n\n"
+  "body": "The template Bobby's Template was deleted by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "The template **Bobby's Template** was deleted by **rob**.\n\n"
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.json.golden
index 11b0a95b7feb8..d1afe0854438c 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTemplateDeprecated.json.golden
@@ -29,6 +29,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Template 'alpha' has been deprecated",
   "title_markdown": "Template 'alpha' has been deprecated",
-  "body": "Hello Bobby,\n\nThe template alpha has been deprecated with the following message:\n\nThis template has been replaced by beta\n\nNew workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hello Bobby,\n\nThe template **alpha** has been deprecated with the following message:\n\n**This template has been replaced by beta**\n\nNew workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally."
+  "body": "The template alpha has been deprecated with the following message:\n\nThis template has been replaced by beta\n\nNew workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally.",
+  "body_markdown": "The template **alpha** has been deprecated with the following message:\n\n**This template has been replaced by beta**\n\nNew workspaces may not be created from this template. Existing workspaces will continue to function normally."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTestNotification.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTestNotification.json.golden
index 8ca629ff864df..09c18f975d754 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTestNotification.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateTestNotification.json.golden
@@ -21,6 +21,6 @@
   },
   "title": "A test notification",
   "title_markdown": "A test notification",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThis is a test notification.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThis is a test notification."
+  "body": "This is a test notification.",
+  "body_markdown": "This is a test notification."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountActivated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountActivated.json.golden
index 98212e3c913c4..5f0522d4001b5 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountActivated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountActivated.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "User account \"bobby\" activated",
   "title_markdown": "User account \"bobby\" activated",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account bobby has been activated.\n\nThe account belongs to William Tables and it was activated by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account **bobby** has been activated.\n\nThe account belongs to **William Tables** and it was activated by **rob**."
+  "body": "User account bobby has been activated.\n\nThe account belongs to William Tables and it was activated by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "User account **bobby** has been activated.\n\nThe account belongs to **William Tables** and it was activated by **rob**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountCreated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountCreated.json.golden
index 12a62529aef4b..6da7b6d33e25d 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountCreated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountCreated.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "User account \"bobby\" created",
   "title_markdown": "User account \"bobby\" created",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nNew user account bobby has been created.\n\nThis new user account was created for William Tables by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nNew user account **bobby** has been created.\n\nThis new user account was created for **William Tables** by **rob**."
+  "body": "New user account bobby has been created.\n\nThis new user account was created for William Tables by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "New user account **bobby** has been created.\n\nThis new user account was created for **William Tables** by **rob**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.json.golden
index 3a6bc7f72c86c..7f65accd17393 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountDeleted.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "User account \"bobby\" deleted",
   "title_markdown": "User account \"bobby\" deleted",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account bobby has been deleted.\n\nThe deleted account belonged to William Tables and was deleted by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account **bobby** has been deleted.\n\nThe deleted account belonged to **William Tables** and was deleted by **rob**."
+  "body": "User account bobby has been deleted.\n\nThe deleted account belonged to William Tables and was deleted by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "User account **bobby** has been deleted.\n\nThe deleted account belonged to **William Tables** and was deleted by **rob**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.json.golden
index b89bf8d7b33be..41b87f30bad66 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserAccountSuspended.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "User account \"bobby\" suspended",
   "title_markdown": "User account \"bobby\" suspended",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account bobby has been suspended.\n\nThe account belongs to William Tables and it was suspended by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUser account **bobby** has been suspended.\n\nThe account belongs to **William Tables** and it was suspended by **rob**."
+  "body": "User account bobby has been suspended.\n\nThe account belongs to William Tables and it was suspended by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "User account **bobby** has been suspended.\n\nThe account belongs to **William Tables** and it was suspended by **rob**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.json.golden
index 8573e0ddfc9da..1519729dd2931 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateUserRequestedOneTimePasscode.json.golden
@@ -23,6 +23,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Reset your password for Coder",
   "title_markdown": "Reset your password for Coder",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUse the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nUse the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message."
+  "body": "Use the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message.",
+  "body_markdown": "Use the link below to reset your password.\n\nIf you did not make this request, you can ignore this message."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.json.golden
index e09726f1c6a9a..2c3fd677b1019 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutoUpdated.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" updated automatically",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" updated automatically",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace has been updated automatically to the latest template version (1.0).\n\nReason for update: template now includes catnip.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** has been updated automatically to the latest template version (1.0).\n\nReason for update: **template now includes catnip**."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace has been updated automatically to the latest template version (1.0).\n\nReason for update: template now includes catnip.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** has been updated automatically to the latest template version (1.0).\n\nReason for update: **template now includes catnip**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.json.golden
index fe8066e3d8f3a..c31ff06eb195d 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceAutobuildFailed.json.golden
@@ -27,6 +27,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" autobuild failed",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" autobuild failed",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nAutomatic build of your workspace bobby-workspace failed.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autostart\".",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nAutomatic build of your workspace **bobby-workspace** failed.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autostart**\"."
+  "body": "Automatic build of your workspace bobby-workspace failed.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autostart\".",
+  "body_markdown": "Automatic build of your workspace **bobby-workspace** failed.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autostart**\"."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.json.golden
index d93d9b2678872..987d97b91c029 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceBuildsFailedReport.json.golden
@@ -62,6 +62,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace builds failed for template \"Bobby First Template\"",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace builds failed for template \"Bobby First Template\"",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nTemplate Bobby First Template has failed to build 4/55 times over the last week.\n\nReport:\n\nbobby-template-version-1 failed 3 times:\n\nmtojek / workspace-1 / #1234 (http://test.com/@mtojek/workspace-1/builds/1234)\njohndoe / my-workspace-3 / #5678 (http://test.com/@johndoe/my-workspace-3/builds/5678)\njack / workwork / #774 (http://test.com/@jack/workwork/builds/774)\n\nbobby-template-version-2 failed 1 time:\n\nben / cool-workspace / #8888 (http://test.com/@ben/cool-workspace/builds/8888)\n\nWe recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nTemplate **Bobby First Template** has failed to build 4/55 times over the last week.\n\n**Report:**\n\n**bobby-template-version-1** failed 3 times:\n\n* [mtojek / workspace-1 / #1234](http://test.com/@mtojek/workspace-1/builds/1234)\n* [johndoe / my-workspace-3 / #5678](http://test.com/@johndoe/my-workspace-3/builds/5678)\n* [jack / workwork / #774](http://test.com/@jack/workwork/builds/774)\n\n**bobby-template-version-2** failed 1 time:\n\n* [ben / cool-workspace / #8888](http://test.com/@ben/cool-workspace/builds/8888)\n\nWe recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful."
+  "body": "Template Bobby First Template has failed to build 4/55 times over the last week.\n\nReport:\n\nbobby-template-version-1 failed 3 times:\n\nmtojek / workspace-1 / #1234 (http://test.com/@mtojek/workspace-1/builds/1234)\njohndoe / my-workspace-3 / #5678 (http://test.com/@johndoe/my-workspace-3/builds/5678)\njack / workwork / #774 (http://test.com/@jack/workwork/builds/774)\n\nbobby-template-version-2 failed 1 time:\n\nben / cool-workspace / #8888 (http://test.com/@ben/cool-workspace/builds/8888)\n\nWe recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful.",
+  "body_markdown": "Template **Bobby First Template** has failed to build 4/55 times over the last week.\n\n**Report:**\n\n**bobby-template-version-1** failed 3 times:\n\n* [mtojek / workspace-1 / #1234](http://test.com/@mtojek/workspace-1/builds/1234)\n* [johndoe / my-workspace-3 / #5678](http://test.com/@johndoe/my-workspace-3/builds/5678)\n* [jack / workwork / #774](http://test.com/@jack/workwork/builds/774)\n\n**bobby-template-version-2** failed 1 time:\n\n* [ben / cool-workspace / #8888](http://test.com/@ben/cool-workspace/builds/8888)\n\nWe recommend reviewing these issues to ensure future builds are successful."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.json.golden
index 93c46240b20be..344bafc8150ae 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceCreated.json.golden
@@ -25,6 +25,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been created",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been created",
-  "body": "Hello Bobby,\n\nThe workspace bobby-workspace has been created from the template bobby-template using version alpha.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hello Bobby,\n\nThe workspace **bobby-workspace** has been created from the template **bobby-template** using version **alpha**."
+  "body": "The workspace bobby-workspace has been created from the template bobby-template using version alpha.",
+  "body_markdown": "The workspace **bobby-workspace** has been created from the template **bobby-template** using version **alpha**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.json.golden
index d891b6c57c52e..b0f907042eae3 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted.json.golden
@@ -32,6 +32,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" deleted",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" deleted",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)\".",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)**\"."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)\".",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)**\"."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.json.golden
index 59c1fb277da8a..c3a03d506a006 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDeleted_CustomAppearance.json.golden
@@ -29,6 +29,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" deleted",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" deleted",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)\".",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)**\"."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)\".",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** was deleted.\n\nThe specified reason was \"**autodeleted due to dormancy (autobuild)**\"."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.json.golden
index 46341c130c97e..5cfc61dea2840 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceDormant.json.golden
@@ -27,6 +27,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" marked as dormant",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" marked as dormant",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace has been marked as dormant (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of breached the template's threshold for inactivity.\nDormant workspaces are automatically deleted (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after 24 hours of inactivity.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** has been marked as [**dormant**](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of breached the template's threshold for inactivity.\nDormant workspaces are [automatically deleted](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after 24 hours of inactivity.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace has been marked as dormant (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of breached the template's threshold for inactivity.\nDormant workspaces are automatically deleted (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after 24 hours of inactivity.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** has been marked as [**dormant**](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-threshold-enterprise) because of breached the template's threshold for inactivity.\nDormant workspaces are [automatically deleted](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) after 24 hours of inactivity.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.json.golden
index 79f200945671b..970c6cbb1e483 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManualBuildFailed.json.golden
@@ -28,6 +28,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" manual build failed",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" manual build failed",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nA manual build of the workspace bobby-workspace using the template bobby-template failed (version: bobby-template-version).\n\nThe workspace build was initiated by joe.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nA manual build of the workspace **bobby-workspace** using the template **bobby-template** failed (version: **bobby-template-version**).\n\nThe workspace build was initiated by **joe**."
+  "body": "A manual build of the workspace bobby-workspace using the template bobby-template failed (version: bobby-template-version).\nThe workspace build was initiated by joe.",
+  "body_markdown": "A manual build of the workspace **bobby-workspace** using the template **bobby-template** failed (version: **bobby-template-version**).\nThe workspace build was initiated by **joe**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.json.golden
index 4917b6c6aa02f..0eeeec41dd84f 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceManuallyUpdated.json.golden
@@ -31,6 +31,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been manually updated",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace 'bobby-workspace' has been manually updated",
-  "body": "Hello Bobby,\n\nA new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace bobby-workspace by bobby to update it to version alpha of template bobby-template.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hello Bobby,\n\nA new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace **bobby-workspace** by **bobby** to update it to version **alpha** of template **bobby-template**."
+  "body": "A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace bobby-workspace by bobby to update it to version alpha of template bobby-template.",
+  "body_markdown": "A new workspace build has been manually created for your workspace **bobby-workspace** by **bobby** to update it to version **alpha** of template **bobby-template**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.json.golden
index abe6e0f89a02f..af65d9bb783c6 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceMarkedForDeletion.json.golden
@@ -26,6 +26,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" marked for deletion",
   "title_markdown": "Workspace \"bobby-workspace\" marked for deletion",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace has been marked for deletion after 24 hours of dormancy (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of template updated to new dormancy policy.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** has been marked for **deletion** after 24 hours of [dormancy](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of template updated to new dormancy policy.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace has been marked for deletion after 24 hours of dormancy (https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of template updated to new dormancy policy.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** has been marked for **deletion** after 24 hours of [dormancy](https://coder.com/docs/templates/schedule#dormancy-auto-deletion-enterprise) because of template updated to new dormancy policy.\nTo prevent deletion, use your workspace with the link below."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.json.golden
index 1e3c6cd2d3102..43652686ea9b4 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk.json.golden
@@ -30,6 +30,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on volume space",
   "title_markdown": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on volume space",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nVolume /home/coder is over 90% full in workspace bobby-workspace.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nVolume **`/home/coder`** is over 90% full in workspace **bobby-workspace**."
+  "body": "Volume /home/coder is over 90% full in workspace bobby-workspace.",
+  "body_markdown": "Volume **`/home/coder`** is over 90% full in workspace **bobby-workspace**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.json.golden
index ed96e100c5978..d17e4af558e0d 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfDisk_MultipleVolumes.json.golden
@@ -38,6 +38,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on volume space",
   "title_markdown": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on volume space",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThe following volumes are nearly full in workspace bobby-workspace\n\n/home/coder is over 90% full\n/dev/coder is over 80% full\n/etc/coder is over 95% full",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nThe following volumes are nearly full in workspace **bobby-workspace**\n\n- **`/home/coder`** is over 90% full\n- **`/dev/coder`** is over 80% full\n- **`/etc/coder`** is over 95% full\n"
+  "body": "The following volumes are nearly full in workspace bobby-workspace\n\n/home/coder is over 90% full\n/dev/coder is over 80% full\n/etc/coder is over 95% full",
+  "body_markdown": "The following volumes are nearly full in workspace **bobby-workspace**\n\n- **`/home/coder`** is over 90% full\n- **`/dev/coder`** is over 80% full\n- **`/etc/coder`** is over 95% full\n"
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.json.golden
index 9e35e759f0edd..1a3990fe2a1a6 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateWorkspaceOutOfMemory.json.golden
@@ -24,6 +24,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on memory",
   "title_markdown": "Your workspace \"bobby-workspace\" is low on memory",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace bobby-workspace has reached the memory usage threshold set at 90%.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour workspace **bobby-workspace** has reached the memory usage threshold set at **90%**."
+  "body": "Your workspace bobby-workspace has reached the memory usage threshold set at 90%.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your workspace **bobby-workspace** has reached the memory usage threshold set at **90%**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountActivated.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountActivated.json.golden
index c7061868cb9f0..1d6aa0a98423b 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountActivated.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountActivated.json.golden
@@ -24,6 +24,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Your account \"bobby\" has been activated",
   "title_markdown": "Your account \"bobby\" has been activated",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour account bobby has been activated by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour account **bobby** has been activated by **rob**."
+  "body": "Your account bobby has been activated by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your account **bobby** has been activated by **rob**."
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.json.golden b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.json.golden
index fed4e81317d64..149dad5644d2d 100644
--- a/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.json.golden
+++ b/coderd/notifications/testdata/rendered-templates/webhook/TemplateYourAccountSuspended.json.golden
@@ -19,6 +19,6 @@
   },
   "title": "Your account \"bobby\" has been suspended",
   "title_markdown": "Your account \"bobby\" has been suspended",
-  "body": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour account bobby has been suspended by rob.",
-  "body_markdown": "Hi Bobby,\n\nYour account **bobby** has been suspended by **rob**."
+  "body": "Your account bobby has been suspended by rob.",
+  "body_markdown": "Your account **bobby** has been suspended by **rob**."
 }
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