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  • It's Not the Size That Counts (1974)
  • R
    90 min | Comedy
It's Not the Size That Counts (1974)
R
90 min | Comedy

Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant, discovers that there is a chemical in the city's water that makes men impotent.
Director
Writers
Sid Colin (screenplay) | Raymond Hitchcock (characters) | Ian La Frenais (additional dialogue)
Producer
Composer
Cinematographer
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Updated Aug 29, 1974

Release date
Nov 22, 1978 (United States)

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Cast

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59 cast members
Name Known for
Leigh Lawson
Percy Edward Anthony Percy Edward Anthony   See fewer
Elke Sommer
Clarissa Clarissa   See fewer
Denholm Elliott
Sir Emmanuel Whitbread Sir Emmanuel Whitbread   See fewer
Judy Geeson
Dr. Fairweather Dr. Fairweather   See fewer
Harry H. Corbett
Prime Minister Prime Minister   See fewer
Vincent Price
Stavos Mammonian Stavos Mammonian   See fewer
Adrienne Posta
P.C. 217 'Iris' P.C. 217 'Iris'   See fewer
Julie Ege
Miss Hanson Miss Hanson   See fewer
Barry Humphries
Dr. Anderson / Australian TV Lady Dr. Anderson / Australian TV Lady   See fewer
James Booth
Jeffcott Jeffcott   See fewer
Milo O'Shea
Dr. Klein Dr. Klein   See fewer
Ronald Fraser
Bleeker Bleeker   See fewer
Anthony Andrews
Catchpole Catchpole   See fewer
Bernard Lee
Barraclough Barraclough   See fewer
Madeline Smith
Miss UK Miss UK   See fewer
Alan Lake
Derry Hogan Derry Hogan   See fewer
George Coulouris
Prof. Godowski Prof. Godowski   See fewer
Jenny Hanley
Miss Teenage Lust Miss Teenage Lust   See fewer
Diane Langton
Maureen Sugden Maureen Sugden   See fewer
Carol Hawkins
Maggie Maggie   See fewer
Marika Rivera
Madame Lopez Madame Lopez   See fewer
Penny Irving
Chiquita Chiquita   See fewer
T.P. McKenna
London News Editor London News Editor   See fewer
Edgar Metcalfe
London Newsman London Newsman   See fewer
Alan Tilvern
General Dodds General Dodds   See fewer
Minah Bird
Miss America Miss America   See fewer
Marlene Morrow
Miss Australia Miss Australia   See fewer
Ludmilla Nova
Miss France (as Ludmila Nova) Miss France (as Ludmila Nova)   See fewer
Karan David
Miss Israel Miss Israel   See fewer
Emily Bolton
Miss Thailand (as June Bolton) Miss Thailand (as June Bolton)   See fewer
Vikki Richards
Dolores Dolores   See fewer
Lai Ling
Actress Actress   See fewer
Olga Anthony
Whitbread's Assistant Whitbread's Assistant   See fewer
Angus MacKay
Prosecution Counsel (as Angus McKay) Prosecution Counsel (as Angus McKay)   See fewer
Lewis Alexander
Reporter (uncredited) Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
Hyma Beckley
Husband of French Miss Conception Entrant (uncredited) Husband of French Miss Conception Entrant (uncredited)   See fewer
Norman Chappell
Valet (uncredited) Valet (uncredited)   See fewer
Jeannie Collings
Miss Margate (uncredited) Miss Margate (uncredited)   See fewer
Maureen Flanagan
Miss York UK contestant (uncredited) Miss York UK contestant (uncredited)   See fewer
Jimmy Gardner
Clerk of Court (uncredited) Clerk of Court (uncredited)   See fewer
Aidan Harrington
Miss Conception Judge (uncredited) Miss Conception Judge (uncredited)   See fewer
Victor Harrington
Miss Conception Official (uncredited) Miss Conception Official (uncredited)   See fewer
George Hilsdon
Fiat Driver at Petrol Station (uncredited) Fiat Driver at Petrol Station (uncredited)   See fewer
Roy Lansford
Security Team Member (uncredited) Security Team Member (uncredited)   See fewer
Aileen Lewis
Reporter (uncredited) Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
André Maranne
French Newsreader (uncredited) French Newsreader (uncredited)   See fewer
Paul Maxwell
UN Delegate (uncredited) UN Delegate (uncredited)   See fewer
Marianne Morris
Miss Buxton (uncredited) Miss Buxton (uncredited)   See fewer
Marilyn Rickard
Miss Hove (uncredited) Miss Hove (uncredited)   See fewer
Ina Skriver
Miss Ulla Bergsröm (uncredited) Miss Ulla Bergsröm (uncredited)   See fewer
Byron Sotiris
Court Observer (uncredited) Court Observer (uncredited)   See fewer
Guy Standeven
Defence Barrister (uncredited) Defence Barrister (uncredited)   See fewer
Marianne Stone
Reporter (uncredited) Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
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