- Pvt. Aloysius K. 'Smacksie' Randall: The dumber those guys get, the more stripes you get.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: You oughta look like a zebra.
- Pvt. Aloysius K. 'Smacksie' Randall: Any you guys who don't like this hat, you can come out here and try to knock it off.
- [looks at Doyle]
- Pvt. Aloysius K. 'Smacksie' Randall: ... that includes you.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: I think you're beautiful. Go on, on your way, civilian!