Ladies' Day (1943)

Eddie Albert: Wacky Waters

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Quotes 

• Wacky Waters : Hey, remember me? I got four kisses comin'.

  Pepita Zorita : Four? Two!

  Wacky Waters : Two, four, what's the difference; as long as, I do the countin'.

• Wacky Waters : Say, Porter, if anybody asks you, you saw me go to bed.

  Pullman Porter : Did I?

  Wacky Waters : Didn't you?

  [hands Porter a dollar bill] 

  Pullman Porter : Yes, Sir! I sho did! I seen you go to bed, all right. In fact, I seen you go to sleep!

• Wacky Waters : I'm just gettin' started.

  Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : You're just gettin' finished.

• Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : Miss Zorita is gonna make a new picture?

  Wacky Waters : Well, sure, didn't you hear? She got a wire today. Somebody wants her for 21 nights.

  Updyke (banker) : That's the name of her new picture.

• Spike McClouen : That ball was fair by ten feet!

  First Umpire : It was a foul.

  Wacky Waters : Spike hit the ball fair that much.

  [arms spread wide] 

  Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : Get back, Wacky.

  Wacky Waters : The guy needs a tin cup!

  First Umpire : Who needs a tin cup?

  Spike McClouen : You do, you big baboon!

  First Umpire : What'd you call me?

  Wacky Waters : Ah! The guy can't hear, he's deaf!

  Spike McClouen : Yeah, deaf, dumb, blind and silly!

  First Umpire : Say, busher, who you talkin' to?

  Spike McClouen : Busher? You can't call me busher and get away with it!

  First Umpire : I can't, huh? I'll show you what I can get away with. You're out! Both of you!

• Pepita Zorita : Pals? You call these snakes in the grass - pals?

  [Spike tries to leave] 

  Pepita Zorita : Oh, no, you don't! You want to wait until I tell my Wacky about his pals and their terrible, terrible wives.

  Wacky Waters : Pepi, what does this mean?

  Pepita Zorita : What does it mean? Their wives are five communists! They kidnatch me and keep me in a hotel in Kansas City for two weeks.

• Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : What did you do? Just turn your little black book over to the box office?

  Wacky Waters : Dan, it's Ladies Day! Ladies Day - it's like Mother's Day, you got to do somethin' to remember 'em.

  Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : In your case, you got to do somethin' to forget 'em.

• Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : Isn't he enough to drive me nuts without you and your love trouble?

  Wacky Waters : It ain't love, Dan, it's - companionship.

  Dan Hannigan, Sox Manager : Companionship? Remember what happened last year when you developed a companionship with that Fan Dancer in Chicago?