Monkey Businessmen (1946)

Moe Howard: Moe Howard

Quotes 

• Moe : We'll fool that guy. We'll cut through your skull so fast, he won't know the difference.

  Curly : What about me?

  Moe : You won't know the difference either.

• Moe : [after a loud crash is heard in the other room, you see Curly with a ladder fallen down on top of him]  You lame brain, why don't you be careful when you climb up a ladder?

  Curly : I only climbed up seven steps.

  Moe : That ladder had six!

  [slaps Curly on top of the head, knocking his hat off] 

  Smiling Sam McGann : [bellows]  WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

  [Moe and Larry drop the pipes they are holding onto Curly's head] 

  Smiling Sam McGann : Listen, you nitwits, the lights are still out in my office. I want juice and I want it right away!

  Curly : Here you are.

  [hands Smiling Sam McGann a wire with the end stripped, McGann holds it and gets electrocuted] 

  Smiling Sam McGann : Ohhh! Ow! Ohhhhhh! Ow!

  [lets go of the wire] 

  Smiling Sam McGann : Pick up that stuff and get to work or I'll strangle ya!

  [they pick up the pipes and accidentally hit him in the head, knocking him senseless, they guide him through the door] 

  Moe : Now, don't worry, McGann. We'll take care of everything.

  [closes the door] 

  Moe : Keep smiling, McGann.

• Clarence--Nurse : [he and Roland enter the Stooges' room where they are coughing uncontrollably after breathing]  What do you think you're doing?

  Moe : We're breathing.

  Clarence--Nurse : Well, cut it out! It ain't on the schedule.