- Constable Isiah Hoskins: Listen, mister, nobody goes in the Forsythe house, 'cause so many ghosts there they're holdin' square dances.
- Gabe Moreno: If you think you can get away with this, you're insane.
- Dr. Druzik: Most scientists are regarded as insane.
- Gabe Moreno: Why don't you be different?
- Slip Mahoney: All right, fellas, you go and administer the stuff to Sach. I got a few incandescent details to discuss with Gabe regardin' public relatives.
- Slip Mahoney: Ladies and gentlemen, i'm very sorry to announce that the benelolent and highly exhausted Prince Ali Ben Sachimo will not be able to appear at this ceremony to amaze and mystify due to a strain on his mental cavities. S'all right. If you'll just return back to the box office, we will not only be glad to refund your money but we'll also be highly mortified.
- Slip Mahoney: Sach, my feeble-minded friend, he's a seer, a prophet, a prestidigitator!
- Sach, aka Ali Ben Sachmo: Is that good?
- Slip Mahoney: Good? It's positively condescending! Why it's colossal! It's stupendous! It's absolutely gregarian!