Quotes
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Insp. Ruff : I'm sorry, Miss, thought the place was empty. Inspector Ruff, p'lice.
Jean : Why?
Insp. Ruff : Why? It's a good steady job.
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Jean : Well, that inspector's gone. The're still not sure it was you at that orgy, so I suppose I'd better go out and buy you a false moustache. I suppose you don't recall how you lost that, either?
Jean : Well, I went into the cloakroom, with a... a girl, when the police raid came I panicked and had it off in 10 seconds flat.
Jean : What?
Barry Ovis : My moustache, with a razor, so as not to be recognized.