- Robban Söderberg: How are you?
- Berra Ohlsson: Well, I was sober this morning, but now it's starting to get all right.
- Berra Ohlsson: Do you want a little nip?
- Stig-Helmer Olsson: No, I can't stand alcohol.
- Berra Ohlsson: [takes a sip of his vodka] Who the hell can?
- Berra Ohlsson: [after looking after a liquor store named "Pepes Bodega" throughout the movie] I found Pepes Bodega!
- Robban Söderberg: Where?
- Berra Ohlsson: Now we have rum for the Christmas party!
- Robban Söderberg: Yeah, yeah, but where?
- Berra Ohlsson: Here!
- Robban Söderberg: HERE?
- Berra Ohlsson: Yeah, It's on the other side of the hotel!
- Robban Söderberg: Don't you have any baggage?
- Berra Ohlsson: Hell yeah, I got it here!
- Berra Ohlsson: [brings up a small transparent bag]
- Robban Söderberg: [laughs] Is that it?
- Berra Ohlsson: Yeah, I'm easy-going.
- Berra Ohlsson: Damn, they are still closed! It's almost ten o'clock!
- Robban Söderberg: But shouldn't we eat breakfast first?
- Berra Ohlsson: We are doing that right now, bacon and egg-liquor!
- [laughs]
- Jose Rodriguez: [At a restaurant] I hope it doesn't make any difference.
- Siv Åman: What?
- Jose Rodriguez: That mum is coming too.
- Siv Åman: [Turns around and sees Jose's mother] Doesn't she want to sit here with us?
- Jose Rodriguez: No, she doesn't want to be interfering with us.
- [Siv starts howling with laughter]