The A-Team (1983–1987)
Mr. T: B.A. Baracus
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Quotes
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B.A. Baracus : [about 'Howling Mad' Murdock] Guy's not long for this world!
Hannibal : I'm not sure he was ever in it.
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B.A. Baracus : Shut up, fool.
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Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?
Face : Uh, I don't know.
[to closest Cult Member]
Face : Half slip?
[gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]
Face : Ohh!
Hannibal : [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
[gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]
Hannibal : Arrgh!
B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!
[gets hit. Doesn't react]
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B.A. Baracus : I ain't goin' on no airplane!
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Murdock : I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.
B.A. Baracus : Shut up fool, you ain't no fish!
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B.A. Baracus : I ain't flying Hannibal!
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B.A. Baracus : I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock!
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B.A. Baracus : They're closin'. They got us!
Hannibal : You never know.
B.A. Baracus : I do. We're almost out of gas.
Hannibal : Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
B.A. Baracus : 'Cause I liked the paint job.
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B.A. Baracus : We're flying this time, aren't we?
Hannibal : Yes, we are.
B.A. Baracus : You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.
Hannibal : In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
Hannibal : Guess not.
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Hannibal : B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."
B.A. Baracus : You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.
Hannibal : Okay, have it your way.
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B.A. Baracus : That's it. You're going into the water.
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diner owner : Would you like some coffee?
Face : Yes that'd be very nice.
diner owner : How would you like it?
B.A. Baracus : In a cup, fool!
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[Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car]
Murdock : There isn't room for four of us?
B.A. Baracus : What? What do you mean four, sucker?
[grabs him]
B.A. Baracus : There's three of us, you fool!
Face : Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.
