Casper (1995)

Cathy Moriarty: Carrigan

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• Carrigan Crittenden : [appears as a ghost to Dibs]  Not so fast, little man. The bitch is back!

• Carrigan Crittenden : DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm, you!

  Dibs : Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!

  [Carrigan laughs] 

  Dibs : You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's "always kick 'em when they're down." And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!

  [grabs vial and prepares to break it] 

  Dibs : Sorry, sweetheart, we're through!

  Carrigan Crittenden : I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!

  Dibs : [chuckles sarcastically]  You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a b----, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!

  Carrigan Crittenden : And you have a flight to catch!

  Dibs : Huh?

  [Carrigan flings Dibs out the window] 

  Carrigan Crittenden : [turns to Casper and Kat, calmly]  Any other takers?

  Casper : No, but aren't you forgetting something?

  Carrigan Crittenden : *What*?

  Casper : Yourrr unfinished business.

  Carrigan Crittenden : My *what*?

  Kat : You know, unfinished business. *All* ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

  Carrigan Crittenden : Unfinished business? I *have* no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have *everything*. I'm... just... perfect!

  [laughs triumphantly till a beam of light bursts out of her body] 

  Carrigan Crittenden : [gasps]  Wait! Wait! I lied!

  [more lights beams burst from her] 

  Carrigan Crittenden : I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business! I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!

  [screams as she explodes, dropping the vial and chest, then Kat lunges for the vial and the chest hits the floor, opening the lid] 

• Carrigan Crittenden : [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe]  Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!

• Mr. Rugg : [reading Mr Crittenden's will]  To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...

  Carrigan Crittenden : The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

  Dibs : [clears throat]  I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.

  Mr. Rugg : Let's see.

  [reads] 

  Mr. Rugg : Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Maine.

  Carrigan Crittenden : And?

  Mr. Rugg : And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.

  Carrigan Crittenden : Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?

  Mr. Rugg : No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.

  [gives the will to Carrigan] 

  Carrigan Crittenden : Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!

  Mr. Rugg : Knock yourself out.