Here Comes Garfield (1982 TV Short)

Sandy Kenyon: Jon Arbuckle

Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?

  Garfield : Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.

  Jon Arbuckle : OK, one bowl of cat food coming right up.

  Garfield : Nobody listens anymore.

• Jon Arbuckle : I'm so happy to own a cat.

• Jon Arbuckle : Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?

  Garfield : [does a complicated pantomime explaining that Odie was taken to the pound] 

  Jon Arbuckle : You got fleas or something?

  Garfield : [grabs Jon's face]  What we have here is a failure to communicate.

• Jon Arbuckle : You know, Garfield, I wouldn't have to feed you so much if you would provide for yourself. Why don't you chase mice like other cats?

• Jon Arbuckle : Well, I suppose you boys had a big night, singing on the fence, chasing cars, while sat home and worried myself sick over you.

  [Garfield and Odie nod in unison] 

  Jon Arbuckle : I thought so.

• Jon Arbuckle : Uh-Oh Garfield wants in.