Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000)

Harry Enfield: Kevin, Executioner

Quotes 

• Kevin : That is so unfair!

• Kevin : I am NOT your slave!

• Kevin : [after his parents reject him a vacation in Ibiza]  I can't take it anymore! I'm adopted! My real parents couldn't possibly treat me like this!

• Perry : Do you think Gemma saw my poo? I wouldn't mind seeing Gemma's poo.

  Kevin : Candice and Gemma do not poo.

• Eyeball Paul : Hows your mummy ginger pubes?

  Kevin : Shes a bitch!

• Kevin : Goodbye, Man in a Suitcase!

• Dad : And after all...

  Mum : You're my Wonderwall...

  Kevin : You're not supposed to know that song! You're not supposed to know Oasis even exist!