Get a Clue (2002 TV Movie)

Bug Hall: Jack Downey

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• Jack : [to Lexy]  Oh, man. How can someone so selfish make me feel so guilty?

  Lexy : It's a gift.

• Jack : [to Lexy]  Besides, how can you tell a Pumoni suit from across the room?

  Lexy : Trust me, I can spot a knockoff from a mile away and that was the real thing. Same with the watch. The best. Platinum band, 18-carat accents and mother-of-pearl dials that allow you to check any two time zones simultaneously. It's the ultimate in chic. Just call it my New York sensibility hard at work.

  Jack : Wow, who'd of thought that your insane obsession with material objects would come in handy?

  Lexy : I'll take that as a compliment.

• Lexy : [to Jack]  So, what are all these trophies for?

  Jack : I like to bowl.

  Lexy : I hear that you have to wear shoes that other people have worn.

  Jack : Real bowlers have their own shoes. I'm not sure, but I think they have their own socks and underwear too, but that's the really good bowlers.

• Lexy : It's Miss Stern. I'm surprised she doesn't have a nosebleed from being south of 14th Street.

  Jack : Funny, you don't seem to have a nosebleed.

• Jack : [to Lexy]  That was, uh, some article.

  Lexy : Oh, you saw it?

  Jack : Yeah. Hedda Hopper had nothing on you.

  Lexy : Hedda who?

  Jack : You call yourself a writer. You should know. She was the most famous gossip columnist ever.

  Lexy : I am not a gossip columnist. I give advice. The article in the Daily Examiner is a human interest piece.

  Jack : Right. Sure it is.

• Lexy : Oh, no. That detective thinks that Miss Dawson has something to do with Mr. Walker's disappearance and it's my fault.

  Jack : Don't flatter yourself. She's the lead suspect without your big mouth.

  Lexy : The only thing she is guilty of is loving him.

  Jack : That's definitely a crime. Why can't you tell it like it is? She threatened him. We both heard it.

  Lexy : She didn't. She said this school wasn't big enough for the two of them. Besides, she's too petite to murder.

  Jack : Well, didn't you ever hear of Lizzie Borden?

  Lexy : I think I've heard of Dizzie Borden.

• Lexy : [to Jack]  You're scared, aren't you?

  Jack : I'm not scared. I didn't wanna upset the detective. He seemed kinda strange.

  Lexy : That's because he was not a detective.

  Jack : What? And you know this because?

  Lexy : Because a New York detective could never afford a platinum watch, a Pumoni suit and alligator boots.

• Jack : Look, Brooklyn's not fancy like the Upper East Side, okay? I like it here. Everybody's cool. I bet you don't know your neighbors, right?

  Lexy : We don't have neighbors. We own the whole floor, but I did meet the people below us when I overflowed the bathtub once.

  Jack : Right. Overflowed the bathtub.