- [first lines]
- Ted Bundy: [standing in front of mirror] Hi there. Hi there. My name's Ted. Nice to meet ya. Hi there. My name's Ted. Nice to meet ya.
- Ted: Ok, that was a mistake, bitch!
- Ted Bundy: [talking on phone] I don't wanna die, I'm not gonna lie to you. I admit that. And I'm not asking for clemency, I'm not asking for forgiveness. I'm not asking for sympathy. I know they're gonna kill me sooner or later... you don't need to worry about that, but... there's a lot of crimes I can solve, if the state can just see fit to let me live for two or three years longer, I mean... Look, I know I'm not like other people, I know I can't... feel sympathy for other people. But I'm still human.
- Ted Bundy: And then I cut her head off with a hack saw and I took it home with me.
- Ted Bundy: I mean there's so much more to me than this guy that goes around doin' those crazy things... So much more.
- Ted: This is the court of Ted!
- Ted Bundy: [Reacting to the Vaseline and cotton balls being prepared] What's that for?
- Florida Guard 'Joe': That's to stuff your butt. So you don't mess yourself.
- Ted Bundy: What are you talking about?
- Florida Guard 'Joe': Ain't nothing to be ashamed of. They all do it. You will, too. Now... drop them pants.
- Man at the Window: [after catching Ted masturbating to the young girl undressing herself] Aw, hell! You again?
- [Ted ignores him and keeps finishing himself. The man at the window throws a cup of water on him; Ted runs to his car]
- Ted Bundy: [Ted frustratingly pounds on his steering wheel as he drives away] Fuck, fuck. FUCK!
- Lee: [Ted calls his girlfriend from a payphone; it rings and she is seen waking up answering her phone] This better be good, Ted!
- Ted Bundy: [on the phone] I just need to hear your voice...
- Lee: It's four in the morning...
- Ted Bundy: I know, Lee. I've hit the books so hard, I've lost track of time.
- Lee: I've haven't heard from you in nearly a week!
- Ted Bundy: I've been studying. I'm sorry...
- Lee: Yes, I know you've been studying!
- [pause]
- Lee: I just hate the way you make me feel sometimes!
- Florida Guard 'Smiley': [During the prep for Ted's execution, Smiley has paste on a stick] This okay, Uncle Bob?
- Florida Guard 'Bob': Godammit, how long you been practicing that?
- Ted Bundy: Well, I guess we could start with the basic premise that whoever dies with the most toys wins.