The Green Butchers (2003)

Nikolaj Lie Kaas: Bjarne, Eigil

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Quotes 

• Svend : Taste this marinade.

  Bjarne : No.

  Svend : Smell this marinade.

  Bjarne : I smoke 20 joints a day. I couldn't smell it if my hair was on fire.

• Svend : I don't feel like seeing a lot of people right now.

  Bjarne : Then don't go into the cooler.

• Svend : [the workers are hanging up a sign]  No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that?

  Håndværker : Give me a break. It looks fine

  Svend : Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so... let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers and then judge whether something is straight, I tell you that! Now do it over!

  Bjarne : [Bjarne comes out of the car]  It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine.

  Håndværker : Thank you.

  Svend : Yeah... Now it's okay. Secure it properly.

• Bjarne : I haven't got any tea... But I got lots of pot if that's okay?

  Astrid : That's okay, with milk and sugar please.

• Eigil : Give him this. A little squirrel

  [Handing Svend a hippo toy figure]