Gary Cole: Reese Bobby
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Quotes
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Reese Bobby : Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.
Frank : [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!
Reese Bobby : You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!
Lucy Bobby : Yeah, shut up, Frank!
Walker : Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Reese Bobby : Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.
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Reese Bobby : [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.
10-year-old Ricky : Dad!
Reese Bobby : Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?
10-year-old Ricky : Ten years.
Reese Bobby : Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
[puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Schoolteacher : Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby : Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Classmates : OOOOHHHH!
Reese Bobby : And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.
Schoolteacher : Okay, I think that's enough.
Reese Bobby : Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
[classmates all cheer]
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Reese Bobby : Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
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Lucy Bobby : Reese, you just passed the hospital!
Lucy Bobby : [they keep on driving] The baby's coming, he's coming now!
Reese Bobby : All right, all right, hold on.
Lucy Bobby : Okay, but i think he might be stuck.
Reese Bobby : Grab onto something! Ready? One, two, THREE!
[He slams the brakes and we hear Ricky pop out of Lucy]
Lucy Bobby : It's a baby boy!
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Reese Bobby : Yep, I guess things are just about perfect... it's making me feel kind of itchy...
Ricky Bobby : How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's?
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Ricky Bobby : [after seeing the cougar in the car] Where did you get it?
Reese Bobby : I trapped it. I've been keeping it in the bathroom in my motel room.
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Ricky Bobby : Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the time you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"?
Reese Bobby : Huh? What are you talking about, Son?
Ricky Bobby : That day at school.
Reese Bobby : Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth.
Ricky Bobby : What? I've lived my whole life by that!
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Texas Ranger : Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
Reese Bobby : That's a good call.
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Reese Bobby : There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
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Susan : Hi, I'm his lady. I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.
Reese Bobby : Is that right?
Susan , Ricky Bobby : Yeah.
Reese Bobby : Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
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Reese Bobby : Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity. So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes before they show up and you do 5 to 10. So, what's it going to be? Fear or prison?
Ricky Bobby : Man, what the hell are you talking about?
Reese Bobby : Real simple, son... cops are coming, there's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches or what?
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Reese Bobby : See you when you're grown up.
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[first lines]
Reese Bobby : [Reese is speeding] Guess how fast we're going now!
Lucy Bobby : [screams] I don't care! I'm having a baby!
Reese Bobby : Hundred and five miles an hour! Can you believe that!
