Hatchet (2006)

Mercedes McNab: Misty

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Quotes 

• Jenna : By the way? Your "woo" is so not in the moment.

  Misty : Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.

• [after Jenna and Misty's make-out session in front of the guys] 

  Jenna : Eww! Brush your teeth much?

  Misty : Lick me, bitch.

  Jenna : No thanks. I like my tongue without the syphilis.

  Misty : You're syhpilis, Ms. Big Words!

  Jenna : ...Okay, that didn't even make sense.

  Misty : Lick me.

• Misty : Are you sure the number is 911?

  Jenna : What else would it be, dumbass?

  Misty : Well how should I know if it's the cell, maybe you have to type in a different area code.

• Jenna : Seriously Doug, I can't work with that. I'm a professional actress. I went to NYU.

  Misty : [laughs] 

  Jenna : What's so funny?

  Misty : Like anybody's ever even heard of that.

  Jenna : New York University?

  Misty : Never heard of it.

• Misty : Shut up you redneck twat!

• Jenna : Who are you calling, your dad?

  Misty : [on cell phone]  No, I'm calling the police, so they'll send someone.

  Jenna : Who are they gonna send?

  Misty : The cops, duh!

  Jenna : [in disbelief]  The police are gonna send the cops? They're the same thing!

  Misty : No, they're not! There's a difference!

• Misty : [unfamiliar with New Orleans, dialing cell phone]  Are you sure the number is 9-1-1? If it's the South, maybe you have to type in a different area code.

• Misty : [on finding out that the so-called producer, who was making her pose topless, was really a phony]  Slimeball! I can't believe I've fallen for their phony stories 3 times now.

• Shawn : [driving the tour bus]  If you look to your right, you'll see the famous cemetery.

  Misty : [looking out left window]  I don't see anything.

• Ben : [when they find 2 sets of I.D.s in Shapiro's wallet]  Samuel M. Barrett; Whitman Diagnostics, Senior Marketing Manager... Doug Shapiro; Producer, Director.

  Jenna : That asshole! I flew all the way down here from New York and he... AH!

  Misty : So he didn't really work for Bayou Beavers?

  Ben : I'm thinking no.

  Marcus : Dude must pretend he's a producer to get his own collection.

  [to himself] 

  Marcus : Good idea.

  Misty : That pervert! Why are all men such slime? I can't believe I've fallen for this shit 3 times now!

• Misty : [on hearing the legend of Victor Crowley from a local]  Do you believe that story she told us?

  Shapiro : Absolutely not. The people around here sleep exclusively with their own family.

  Misty : Eww!