- Carol: Hell, you can buy a penis on almost any corner. Sure they are made of rubber, but they come without the angst.
- Carol: Hey... I went out with that guy Eddie in Legal. It was a total waste.
- Myra: Why is that?
- Carol: Well, look at him: he's totally cute and all, but he lives with his mom.
- Myra: So?
- Carol: "So?" I mean, come on! It's kinda' hard to get bumpin' uglies with his mom in the room next to you, huh?
- Myra: And what's wrong with your place?
- Carol: I live with my mom.
- Storkelson: The other night in the parking lot, there was this chick, had a balcony you could do Shakespeare from, I'm not kidding, unbelievable...
- Reggie: Uh, Myra, uh, heh, Myra... how 'bout lunch today?
- Myra: [sarcastic rebuff] I have lunch every day!
- Storkelson: [Amused] My man, that was a Class 'A' burn.
- Storkelson: [Mimicking Myra with a silly voice] "I have lunch every day!"
- Storkelson: [laughing] She's a bitch, but she's got some good lines!
- Carol: ...and I'll tell you something else: except for that one *very little thing,* men... are worthless.
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