RV (2006)
Jeff Daniels: Travis Gornicke
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Quotes
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Travis Gornicke : Tuesday's meatloaf, after that we're goin' to sit around and watch "Ernest Goes To Jail".
Billy Gornicke : It is Fuuuu-nny!
Bob Munro : It's a classic!...
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Travis Gornicke : I am filled with chagrin.
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Bob Munro : So where do you park your hat?
Travis Gornicke : Behind that wheel there, that's our bus.
Jamie Munro : Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school?
Marie Jo Gornicke : Home schooling.
Bob Munro : This next question may seem personal but how do you...
Travis Gornicke : Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather.
Marie Jo Gornicke : In prison he's getting the help he needs.
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Travis Gornicke : My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon.
Moon Gornicke : Hey, y'all.
Bob Munro : Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong.
Travis Gornicke : She was named after Warren Moon. He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers.
Bob Munro : Well, this is my wife, Jamie. Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl. Named after Karl Marx, socialist, some would say the father of modern communism.
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Travis Gornicke : Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus.
Bob Munro : Really? Hooking?
[long awkward pause]
Travis Gornicke : Funny.
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Travis Gornicke : Here's where you made your critical mistake. You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest.
Bob Munro : They're not the ones covered in fecal matter.
Travis Gornicke : That's a good point.
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Travis Gornicke : Let's see. Earl and Billy you met.
Earl Gornicke : Hi, I'm Earl.
Billy Gornicke : And I'm not.
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Travis Gornicke : How about breakfast tomorrow?
Cassie Munro : Bagels and deer testicles?
