Grandma's Boy (2006)

Shirley Jones: Grace

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• Grace : I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.

  Jeff : Wow, was he silent?

  Grace : Not after I got through with him.

• Grandma Lilly : Grace you remember my grandson Alex - our new "roommate."

  Alex : [waves] 

  Grace : How long you stayin'?

  Alex : Um, just until I find a new apartment.

  Grace : Have a girlfriend?

  Alex : No.

  Grace : How old are you now?

  Alex : I'll be 36 in October.

  Grace : My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number.

  Alex : I'm not gay, but, thank you?

  Grace : Denial.

• Jeff : You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

  Grace : Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean.

  Grandma Lilly : We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard.

  Barry : Ohh, that is so gnarly.

• Grace : [as Bea and Lilly are transfixed by the Food Network]  Thanks, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.

• Alex : So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...

  Grace : Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!

• Jeff : Grace... I have something to confess.

  Grace : What's that?

  Jeff : [pauses]  You were my first.

  Grace : Really? Oh, that's sweet. You were my...

  [thinks hard] 

  Grace : 3,000-something.

  Jeff : [Raises hand to give a high five]  Word up.

• Bea : I'm an antique!

  Grace : Yes you are.

• Grace : Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!

• Grace : So how much time do we have?

  Jeff : At least enough time to 69.