Grandma's Boy (2006) Poster

(2006)

Shirley Jones: Grace

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  • Grace : I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.

    Jeff : Wow, was he silent?

    Grace : Not after I got through with him.

  • Grandma Lilly : Grace you remember my grandson Alex - our new "roommate."

    Alex : [waves] 

    Grace : How long you stayin'?

    Alex : Um, just until I find a new apartment.

    Grace : Have a girlfriend?

    Alex : No.

    Grace : How old are you now?

    Alex : I'll be 36 in October.

    Grace : My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number.

    Alex : I'm not gay, but, thank you?

    Grace : Denial.

  • Jeff : You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

    Grace : Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean.

    Grandma Lilly : We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard.

    Barry : Ohh, that is so gnarly.

  • Grace : [as Bea and Lilly are transfixed by the Food Network]  Thanks, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.

  • Alex : So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...

    Grace : Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!

  • Jeff : Grace... I have something to confess.

    Grace : What's that?

    Jeff : [pauses]  You were my first.

    Grace : Really? Oh, that's sweet. You were my...

    [thinks hard] 

    Grace : 3,000-something.

    Jeff : [Raises hand to give a high five]  Word up.

  • Bea : I'm an antique!

    Grace : Yes you are.

  • Grace : Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!

  • Grace : So how much time do we have?

    Jeff : At least enough time to 69.

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