Epic Movie (2007)

Kal Penn: Edward

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Quotes 

• White Bitch : Behold, my white castle.

  [she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them] 

  Edward : White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.

• Edward : A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!

  Willy : That's actually the sewer line.

• [as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled] 

  Edward : Whoa, Stifler's mom!

• Edward : [in his old age]  Chuck Norris rules.

• White Bitch : [holding crystal]  Let's start things off with a bang, shall we?

  Edward : But you'll kill millions.

  White Bitch : Billions. Come on. Let me hear you say it.

  Edward : My family will stop you!

  White Bitch : WRONG!

• Willy : Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?

  Edward : Uh-huh.

  Willy : It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.