17 Again (2009)
Matthew Perry: Mike O'Donnell (Adult)
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Quotes
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Mike O'Donnell : Look, try to see things from my point of view. I'm extremely disappointed with my life!
Scarlett O'Donnell : I never asked you to marry me!
Mike O'Donnell : Yeah, but i did.
Scarlett O'Donnell : Well, you don't have to do me any favors then. We're not gonna hold each other back anymore. okay?
Mike O'Donnell : Scar...
Scarlett O'Donnell : I'll see you in court
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Janitor : [Mike is staring at his old basketball team picture] Mike O'Donell!
Mike O'Donnell : Do I know you?
Janitor : No, but I know you.
Mike O'Donnell : Oh, yeah?
Janitor : High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the picture of the glory days wondering "What might have been." Seems to me you guys are living in the past.
Mike O'Donnell : Well, of course I wanna live in the past. It was better there...
Janitor : I bet you wish you could do it all over again?
Mike O'Donnell : You got that right.
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Mike O'Donnell : [finds out that Scarlett is re-doing their yard] The divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right.
Scarlett O'Donnell : Really? I spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine about what you could have done without me and I have no right?
Mike O'Donnell : It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard.
Scarlett O'Donnell : Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how if you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it.
Mike O'Donnell : I don't think it was a whole two days...
Scarlett O'Donnell : What about the hammock over here?
Mike O'Donnell : Yeah...
Scarlett O'Donnell : Yeah, I think you quit that one because you just decided not to try anymore.
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Ned Freedman : I got you a little present. Don't worry about the cost.
Mike O'Donnell : [opens small box] Oh. A whistle.
Ned Freedman : Don't blow it. Play big!