My Best Friend's Girl (2008)

Lizzy Caplan: Ami

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• Ami : If "ifs" and "buts" were cocks and nuts, I'd be getting gang banged right now.

• Tank : What do you call that stuff AJ?

  AJ : "Afganhi cusho kryptonite".

  Tank : Killed Superman - I'm just a man

  Ami : You really like a super special kind of asshole?

  Tank : And I ride the special kind of asshole bus to school.

• Ami : Hey, Alexis sent me to go look for ya so let's go.

  Tank : Just havin' a little chit chat with my friend. Takin' a breather, breathing. Fuckin' goddamn what do ya call that shit AJ?

  AJ : Afghani kush krytonite.

  Tank : Kryptonite killed Superman, I'm just a man.

  Ami : You really are like a super special kind of asshole, aren't you?

• Ami : Pretend it is a year aboard. Instead of going to Europe. You are just going to bang a shitload of dudes.