Palm Trees and Power Lines (2022)

Armani Jackson: Patrick

Quotes 

• [Lea is being called out by her friends for dating an older man] 

  Jared : You don't have to answer that, Lea. We all know what you've been up to.

  [Lea sits in silent disbelief] 

  Jared : Oh, come on. Don't gimme that confused look. We all know that you've been hanging out with the geriatric.

  Amber : Jared, you asshole.

  [to Lea] 

  Amber : Lea, I didn't mean to say anything. And they said that they would never repeat it. I promise, I'm sorry.

  Darren : Lea, the man is a pervert.

  Lea : No, he's not.

  Jared : He's a pedophile.

  [Lea is clearly upset] 

  Patrick : I don't blame him. I mean, we all know younger girls feel different.

  Amber : Ew, Patrick.

  [guys laugh] 

  Jared : You don't know what you're talking about.

  Patrick : Yes, I do. I literally fucked that older lady.

  [Lea gets increasingly annoyed at the graphic details] 

  Patrick : She was like in her forties, but she actually was kind of hot, to be honest.

  Amber : Disgusting, Patrick.

  Darren : No, you didn't.

  Patrick : Yes I did.

  Darren : No, you didn't.

  Patrick : On that trip with my family to Mexico I told you about. I swear to God, bro. I'm not kidding, older women, they feel different. It's like, not as good. I think it like, it like... stretches out over time or something.

  Jared : I'm too high for this.

  Patrick : I'm just saying like, this guy's lucky.