- Hardy: When the British came to India, we never asked them whether the know Hindi or not, so how dare they not allow us to enter their country without knowing English
- Buggu's mother: Swear on your grandma that you'll never think of going to London again!
- Buggu's grandmother: Idiots! Why do you always swear on my name?
- Balindar 'Buggu' Lakhanpal: I, Buggu Lakhanpal, swear on my grandma, that if I ever think of going to London again, then my grandma dies!
- Hardy: No, milord! I feel no threat in my country. My country is great just the way it is. I will not curse my own country in order to live here.
- Geetu Gulati: [singing] I want to go to lavatory...
- Student: I don't want to go to lavatory.
- [Points towards bottle in hand]
- Student: I've already done lavatory!
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