Loyal fans, kiss Wicked Pictures goodbye, as the famous porn label, sold last year short of its 30th birthday, is winding down with lousy releases like this second inept Euro Porn production from Dave Menchin.

Its only redeeming feature is Brit redhead starlet Scarlett Jones, naturally busty and impressive in her sex scene with silent stud Massimo Tomas.

An insulting attempt at a "story" has glum, seemingly dubbed-in-English Stanislav Borojev, who also gets a screen credit as Stanley Johnson. A little voice-over claims he's being feted with an award as Bureaucrat of the Month for his status as deputy mayor, but he's glum, cheered up with a quick bit of sex servicing by brunette Jessy Jay. Supposedly they have only 20 minutes before guests are arriving, and he gets her to cum before his own money shot in time.

Scarlett arrives with beau Massimo Tomas, a stud who has zero dialogue, apparently unable to recite any English. The other players even make fun of him for this.

But the show's greatest insult is an unfunny running gag of characters mentioning "no alcohol, this is a porn movie" from time to time, drinking orange juice instead. This breaking of the Fourth Wall is matched by anitquated shots of the femme cast looking directly at the camera, as was the habit in those Private videos from Europe decades ago.

This is embarrassingly poor porn, merely on a level with the occasional Prague sex filler releases buried on Wicked Pictures' release schedule a couple of decades back. How the mighty label has fallen (into disrepute).