Why try to watch this? Because of Jessica Green, of course, who is really cute. Also because I kind of liked The Outpost and I had hope that she was going to do better than she did in that one.

But while The Outpost was an amateurish series, it was clearly cared about. I don't know the particulars, yet it seemed like showrunners and actors alike were trying to do the best they could with limited resources. This film, though, is something that you know what it wants to be and how it will go and where it will end from the first five minutes. The rushed dialog and acting just scream "cash grab" from the onset. The horrendous unicorn makeup made me think (hope? :D) that it was actually a horror movie. There was no redeeming quality that would convince me to continue to watch this film after the first 15 minutes.

Bottom line: I tried and failed to watch this film. It's simply not worth my time.