Ted 2 (2015)
Michael Dorn: Rick
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Quotes
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[Ted enters the New York Comic-Con and bumps into Guy, who is dressed as The Tick]
Guy : Hey, Ted!
Ted : Guy?
Guy : I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey Rick! It is Ted.
[Rick appears, dressed as Lt. Worf]
Rick : Hey, how are you doin'?
Ted : Hey, what's going on?
Guy : What are you doing here?
Ted : [sighs] You know, I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?
Guy : Well, you know, uh, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag.
Rick : Yeah. Dress up like we're into this shit and fuck with the nerds.
[Guy stops a guest passing by]
Ted : Hey, spaz. Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh?
[Guy gives the guest a wedgie. He and Rick laugh as the guest runs away]
Ted : Ha-ha. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.
[noticing the bulge on Guy's costume before walking away]
Guy : Right on. You too, man.
[Guy looks at his hands]
Guy : God dammit, that underwear had shit on it!
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[Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted]
Donny : Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.
Tom Jessup : Is that him?
Donny : Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.
Tom Jessup : Jesus! Why did you bring him here?
Donny : Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
[Guy and Rick appear behind them]
Guy : Hey, Ted!
[Donny and Jessup turn around]
Guy : Is that you?
Donny : Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.
Guy : [pointing at them] Ah, rock on, Ted.
Donny : [pointing back] Eff yeah.
[Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway]
Rick : Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.
[Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer]
Guy : Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
