Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Trey Parker: Balthazar Bratt
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Quotes
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Balthazar Bratt : [On TV] Gum one, gum all!
Balthazar Bratt : "Gum one, gum all!" Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?
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Balthazar Bratt : [Repeated line] I've been a bad boy!
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Balthazar Bratt : You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
Gru : You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!
[starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt : Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
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Balthazar Bratt : Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.
[pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
Gru : [sarcastic] Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.
[slaps the gun away]
Gru : Oh, that's right, you were!
[aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
Gru : But then you got canceled!
[laughs]
Balthazar Bratt : [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru] Ha ha!
Gru : Oh, what about that?
[punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru : Whaa...? Ah, girls!
[throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt : [dodges the punches] Dance fight!
[dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]
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Balthazar Bratt : You know, Clive, playing a villain on TV was fun... but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!
Clive the Robot : Here it comes.
[puts cassette on radio; "Take My Breath Away" plays]
Balthazar Bratt : What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
Clive the Robot : Sorry, my bad.
[Flips cassette over; "Bad" by Michael Jackson plays]
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[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde : Get ready!
Gru : Get ready for wha...
[Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship]
Gru : ... aaaaAAAAHH...
Balthazar Bratt : Hello, Gru.
[threatens Gru with his large gun]
Balthazar Bratt : Ha ha!
Gru : [knocks the gun away] Oh, what about that?
[squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face]
Gru : Wha? Agh, girls!
[tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him]
Balthazar Bratt : Dance fight!
[dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him]
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Museum Director : Monsier Pompeux!
Museum Director : [kisses Monsiur Pompeux] To what do we owe the presence of the world's foremost gem expert?
Monsieur Pompeux : The chief of police sent me. He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt, the Dumont diamond was replaced with a phony.
Monsieur Pompeux : [they all gasp, then Museum Director opens the door, with Monsieur Pompeux walking in to the diamond, snapping his fingers, looking at a diamond, sniffing it, licking it] Ooh-la-la! You have been duped.
Museum Director : What? We have?
Monsieur Pompeux : Yes! BY ME!
[shoots at the men]
Museum Director : But what is...?
[looks at Monsieur Pompeux head]
Museum Director : Oh, no!
Museum Director : [runs away] Help!
Balthazar Bratt : [shoots at Museum Director, taking off Monsieur Pompeux outfit, pressing play button, with the music of Take on Me by A-ha playing, grappling up, revealing the disco light, grabbing the diamond, going up]
Balthazar Bratt : I've been a bad boy! Or should I say, Je suis un mauvais garcon!
[laughing]
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[first lines]
TV Show Host : The year was 1985... and the number one show on TV was...
Balthazar Bratt : Evil Bratt!
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Balthazar Bratt : Jamone!
