Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Steve Carell: Gru, Dru

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Quotes 

• Gru : You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!

• Lucy Wilde : [from trailer] 

  [spotting Gru and Dru with a weapon] 

  Lucy Wilde : So, you two are villains now?

  Gru : Whaa...?

  [hides the weapon] 

  Gru : I mean, hello, sweetie.

  Dru : [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth]  Busted...

• [last lines] 

  Lucy Wilde : Let's get him.

  Gru : Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.

• Gru : Wait, did we...

  Dru : ...just finish...

  Gru : ...each...

  Dru : ...other's...

  Gru , Dru : Sentences!

  Dru : [laughs] 

  Gru : [laughs]  Sorry, it's a twin thing.

• [from trailer] 

  Lucy Wilde : Agents Grucy are closing fast!

  Gru : Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?

  Lucy Wilde : Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.

  Gru : [laughs]  I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.

• [from trailer] 

  Lucy Wilde : [about Dru's mansion]  This place is amazing!

  Dru : It's nice, I guess, sure.

  [puts on sunglasses] 

  Dru : I'm not really into things...

  [opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles] 

• Dru : Face it, Gru! Villainy is in your blood!

• Agnes : The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.

  Gru : [Looks warily at soup]  Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?

  Agnes : But I made it for you.

  Gru : [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching]  Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination...

  [swallows] 

  Gru : ... of Gummi Bears and meat.

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : [hanging naked from strings of bubble gum; passes a window with a group of people singing happy birthday who start laughing and taking photos]  Happy Birthday dear Dan. Happy Birthday...

  Minions : [watching from binoculars]  ... to you!

  [laugh] 

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [to Gru]  I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood!

• Dru : [about the Despicamobile]  Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth...

  [Deploys dozens of weapons] 

  Gru : [laughs]  Okay, that's pretty nice!

  Dru : And it's a hybrid.

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : [about villainy]  I left that life behind me.

  Dru : I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does.

  [pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile] 

  Gru : Ho ho ho! Holy moly!

  Dru : Become a villain again.

  Gru : Mmmm...

• Gru : [about the hundreds of Bratt dolls in his lair]  He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?

  Dru : Ooh, I used to have one of these!

• Balthazar Bratt : You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!

  Gru : You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!

  [starts dancing] 

  Balthazar Bratt : Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : Seriously?

  [Fritz limps back] 

  Fritz : I really must...

  [adjusts his spine] 

  Fritz : ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.

  Gru : Whaa? Twin brother?

  Agnes : Twin brother?

  Minions : Twin brother?

• Gru : [from trailer] 

  [to his Minions as they celebrate being villains again] 

  Gru : This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

• Balthazar Bratt : Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.

  [pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru] 

  Gru : [sarcastic]  Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.

  [slaps the gun away] 

  Gru : Oh, that's right, you were!

  [aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt] 

  Gru : But then you got canceled!

  [laughs] 

  Balthazar Bratt : [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru]  Ha ha!

  Gru : Oh, what about that?

  [punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt] 

  Gru : Whaa...? Ah, girls!

  [throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him] 

  Balthazar Bratt : [dodges the punches]  Dance fight!

  [dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him] 

• [from trailer] 

  Agnes : [selling the Fluffy Unicorn]  He's really good to snuggle with.

  Gru : [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her]  Agnes, what are you doing?

  Agnes : Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.

  Minions : Aww...

• [from trailer] 

  Gru's Mom : [shows Gru pictures of when he and Dru were babies]  Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son.

  [crumples up the pictures] 

  Gru's Mom : Obviously,

  [laughs] 

  Gru's Mom : I got second pick.

  Gru : I have a twin brother!

• [from trailer] 

  Lucy Wilde : So, what did you guys do today?

  Gru , Dru : [lying]  Nothing!

• [from featurette] 

  Gru : [to Agnes]  We're going to be fine.

  Agnes : I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!

  Minions : Aww...

• [from featurette] 

  Gru : How about we steal the largest diamond in the WORLD?

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : So, how are things career-wise?

  Gru : [lying]  Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...

• [from trailer] 

  Lucy Wilde : Get ready!

  Gru : Get ready for wha...

  [Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship] 

  Gru : ... aaaaAAAAHH...

  Balthazar Bratt : Hello, Gru.

  [threatens Gru with his large gun] 

  Balthazar Bratt : Ha ha!

  Gru : [knocks the gun away]  Oh, what about that?

  [squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face] 

  Gru : Wha? Agh, girls!

  [tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him] 

  Balthazar Bratt : Dance fight!

  [dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him] 

• [from TV Spot] 

  Gru : Minions, we're going back to villainy!

  [Minions cheer] 

• Agnes , Margo : [to Gru and Lucy]  Aloha!

  [show them a Hawaiian decorated tree] 

  Gru : [irritated]  This is unexpected...

  Margo : [puts a lei with flowers on it on Gru]  Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...

  Edith : [recording with her phone]  ... we made you dinner!

  Agnes : It's a luau!

  [hands Lucy a lei with flowers on it] 

  Agnes : We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!

  [drags Lucy as Margo drags Gru] 

  Gru : [irritated still]  Oh, yay...

• Gru : You didn't have to do that, though. I know you love your job.

  Lucy Wilde : I love other things more.

• [from trailer] 

  Fritz : Excuse me.

  Gru : [sighs]  Hey, could you...?

  [hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum] 

  Fritz : Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying...

  [vacuum turns into a small rocket] 

  Gru : Goodbye.

  [the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it] 

• Gru : [from trailer] 

  [about Balthazar Bratt] 

  Gru : He's getting away!

  Lucy Wilde : That's what he thinks!

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : I can't wait to meet my brother!

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : MY BROTHER!

  [laughs and runs hands through hair in slow-motion] 

  Gru : Ugh.

• Dru : You ready to continue the family tradition, you and me?

  Gru : No.

  [admiring a handful of weapons] 

  Gru : I left that life behind me.

  Dru : Just one heist?

  Gru : Mmm...

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [jumping up and down while "hugging" Gru]  Who doesn't love this guy? Look at him! Oh, the hair would make you better.

  [lightly punches Gru all over, who tries to stop him] 

  Dru : Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad!

  [does an impression of Gru's face] 

• Gru : [on a boat, which is zooming toward Bratt's tower]  I'm going in. Take the wheel.

  Dru : Ah, I still don't see why I can't go with you!

  Gru : Hey, we've discussed this! Now is not the time to mess with the plans!

  Dru : Fine...

  [Gru shoots up onto the tower] 

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [slipping down Bratt's tower toward spikes]  Ah! I'm gonna be impaled! Ahh!

  [stops an inch away from the spikes] 

  Dru : Ha ha, I'm okay!

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [to Lucy]  You must be his beautiful wife!

  [spins Lucy into his arms] 

  Lucy Wilde : Oh!

  [laughs] 

  Lucy Wilde : Stop it!

  [tugs on Dru's scarf] 

  Lucy Wilde : Sweet talker.

• Gru : I miss the Minions!

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [to Gru]  Your discomfort is hilarious!

• [from featurette] 

  Dru : [to Gru]  Ready to be villains together?

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : [sees a military ship covered in Bratt's bubble gum]  WHAAA?

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : There's always a blind guy!

• Dru : [from trailer]  My brother! Finally, I'm meeting you!

• [from trailer] 

  Gru : I'm going in!

• [from trailer] 

  Dru : [to Gru]  My brother!

  [jumps up and down and hugging Gru] 

  Dru : Finally I'm meeting you!