- Text from Trailer: [from trailer] Online, your memories live forever... but so do your mistakes.
- Blaire's account: [a text suspiciously came out of nowhere, probably by Laura, who may have hacked into Blaire's account] What's fat and white and red all over? Ken in a blender.
- Blaire Lily: Look Laura, do you remember all the good times we had together, we were close friends and we drifted apart I'm sorry...
- Laura: Drifted apart? Is that how you remember it?
- Ken Smith: [when they were bothered by the unknown account: billie227] It's probably a glitch.
- Val Rommel: [a message came from billie227, which Ken and his friends thought was a glitch] Well, the glitch just typed!
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
- Mitch Roussel: That was me...
- Adam Sewell: WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!
- Laura: I wish I could forgive you.
- [signs off following Blaire's apology and scroll through their shared facebook photos]
- Adam Sewell: [when he hears some unusual noises inside his house] Who's there? I HAVE A FUCKING GUN, YOU HEAR ME?
- Adam Sewell: [the lights in the house turned off suddenly] FUCK! What the fuck...
- Mitch Roussel: [to Adam, after founding out that he was sleeping with Blaire] Uh, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
- Blaire Lily: Please, Laura we are not bad people... we are good people
- Laura: Really? Are you sure about that?
- Blaire Lily: [as the seconds drastically count down and Laura begins to type on facebook inbox] Mitch... do you hate me...? Could you ever forgive me, I am so sorry...
- [crying profusely]
- Mitch Roussel: Blaire... I don't hate you, I love you... I love you so much
- [Laura sends in her message to Blaire]
- [last lines]
- Blaire Lily: [sobbing out of control] Laura, I'm sorry that we drifted apart!
- Laura: 'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story.
- [Laura then tags Blaire with the Leaky Laura video on her Facebook page]
- Blaire Lily: No...
- [the video shows Laura sleeping drunk on the ground, Blaire is then shown laughing in the video]
- Blaire Lily: [video] I got her!
- [video ends]
- Blaire Lily: I'm sorry.
- Laura: What you've done will live here forever.
- [many of Blaire's Facebook friends post several angry comments on Blaire's page]
- Laura: I wish I could forgive you, Blaire.
- [Laura signs off Skype as Blaire is left alone consumed in guilt and fear, the door is then heard creaking open, a pair of hands slams the laptop screen shut]
- Blaire Lily: NO! Laura?
- [Laura's demonic face lunges at the screen until it cuts to black]
- Blaire Lily: [screams] NO!
- Mitch Roussel: Ok, everybody right now put your hands up... whose doing this?
- [raises hands and is followed at seconds later by Blaire, Jess, Adam, Ken and Val's hands as well]
- Laura: Thank you Blaire, that must of been a hard thing to do...
- Blaire Lily: No, please...
- [shocked and slowing down in breath]
- Val Rommel: Hey did you guys order your tickets two weeks ago like I asked youse to do...
- Blaire Lily: Wh-... what seats are better... balcony or orchestra?
- Blaire Lily: I can't... I can't show you the note
- [sinking her head in tears and shock]
- Mitch Roussel: What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.
- Laura: If Mitch signs out, he dies...
- Mitch Roussel: Never Have I Ever... roofied Ashley Dane and forced her to get an abortion
- Adam Sewell: What the fuck Mitch? I did not roofie Ashley Dane and never I have ever forced her to an abortion... what the fuck!
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
- Jess Felton: That was me...
- Blaire Lily: I wanna make prom night, the night.
- Mitch Roussel: You serious? You wouldn't lie to me now
- [teases Blaire with knife in front of his cam]
- Blaire Lily: Please, I need you to call the police, my friend's being attacked, my friend's being hurt.
- [whimpers and cries]
- Chatroulette Girl: 911, police please, ok so I have this girl on webcam who says her friend is being attacked, location is Fresno, California.
- Val Rommel: Fuck this! Nope... I'm calling the police, that's a threat
- [pulls up her mobile and dials 911 whilst disconnecting from skype]
- Val Rommel: Hey billie, why don't you give me your address so I can come over there and knock the trash out of your mouth.
- Ken Smith: Oooh fight!
- Laura: You wouldn't like it here...
- Mitch Roussel: Take it off, before I cut it off
- [brandishes kitchen knife smirking]
- Blaire Lily: [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing] You're cute when you're violent.
- Ken Smith: Now to try some of my famous brew of salsa!
- [brandishes mixed up blender of food and drink to group]
- Blaire Lily: Ken that is so disgusting!
- [laughing]
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... defaced Laura Barns' grave.
- Jess Felton: [crying and hyperventilating] No! Please Laura that wasn't me! I swear! Please no!
- [the countdown of seconds going from 19 continues]
- Adam Sewell: Please Laura she's telling the truth, it was me Laura, it wasn't Jess.
- Laura: Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns
- Mitch Roussel: [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers] It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
- Jess Felton: Laura! Laura please it wasn't me, I wasn't lying! Blaire, Blaire please I swear it wasn't me! You know I never did that, please make her stop, why is she doing this?
- [crying and backing away from her desktop]
- Blaire Lily: Jess I know, Jess please listen to me... everything is going to be ok, Laura please! Laura she didn't do anything please stop!
- Mitch Roussel: I can't believe you'd do this me, I love you fucking slut
- [crying]
- Blaire Lily: [crying in return and wheezing] No, please don't call me that baby I love you.
- Adam Sewell: My turn ok Laura... let's make this interesting alright... Never Have I Ever Had sex.
- Laura: [types it into the group] Never Have I Ever Had Sex!
- Blaire Lily: [whispering] Laura?... Laura are you ok?
- [begins chuckling quietly whilst recording Laura and zooming in on her face]
- Laura: [murmuring] mmmhm...
- Val Rommel: Hi billie, listen sweetheart you're a fucking asshole if you don't take these down right now, i'll come over there and knock the trash out of your ears.
- Laura: Sounds great, But you wouldn't like it here.
- Val Rommel: Who the fuck is this guy?
- Ken Smith: [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image] Hey genius! We can see you.
- Jess Felton: What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
- [Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
- Ken Smith: Ken!
- Ken Smith: What?
- Jess Felton: Uh, stand back for a second.
- Ken Smith: Why?
- Adam Sewell: Just do it dude.
- [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
- Ken Smith: Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
- Laura: [IM] ken, what are you doing?
- Ken Smith: Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
- Adam Sewell: Ok, I just launched it.
- Trojan Destroyer program: [program launches and scans]
- Adam Sewell: I got something for you, billie227.
- Ken Smith: Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
- Blaire Lily: Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
- Ken Smith: Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
- Laura: [starts timer]
- [IM]
- Laura: u have 1 minute to stop this
- Ken Smith: Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
- Mitch Roussel: It's not gonna delete these.
- Ken Smith: Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
- Adam Sewell: [grabs gun and points at screen]
- Ken Smith: Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
- Mitch Roussel: [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
- Ken Smith: Ok, Jess?
- Jess Felton: [finishes scan] Mine's done!
- Ken Smith: Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
- Blaire Lily: We're just gonna
- [inaudible/webcam glitch]
- Blaire Lily: Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
- Laura: [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
- Blaire Lily: WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
- Ken Smith: Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
- Laura: [leaves call]
- Blaire Lily: [after IMessaging Mitch about talking with Val tonight and checking her Facebook Inbox from Laura] Guys have you talked to Val tonight?
- Jess Felton: Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
- Adam Sewell: You do.
- Blaire Lily: I'm gonna add her.
- Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
- Jess Felton: [laughing] Nobody likes Val... except for Val
- Ken Smith: Except for Val, yeah I know...
- [as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
- Ken Smith: You just get me Jess.
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