Lance: Hey, water boy, I can't drink that bottle of piss you gave me. Here's five bucks. Why don't you get me a Fiji, or something pH balanced? And if you're lucky, I'll let you taste my nuts. Hope's tasted my nuts before, right?

Hope: Do not get that water, Twitchy.

Lance: Are you winking at me?

Ben: No.

Lance: What, are we flirting right now? What's happening?

Hope: Hey! Don't make fun of people with deformity problems.

Ben: I'm actually not deformed. But it's not a problem. I'll go get the water, pH balanced, for men.