Addicted to Fresno (2015)

Natasha Lyonne: Martha

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• Martha : You know, you've been edgy all morning, Shan. I thought those meetings were supposed to mellow you out?

  Shannon : It's called progress, not perfection. And it doesn't change the fact that I still live in this shitbowl.

  Martha : Hey, if you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?

  Shannon : Obviously, because I made a series of poor life decisions.

• Martha : Look, positive thinking means positive results. Hey, I own a home, that's my American dream!

  Shannon : Location, location, location.

• Martha : I just paid thousands to put you in rehab, and I double-mortgaged my house. You're not becoming a prostitute.

  Shannon : I'm not having sex. I'll be your pimp.

  Martha : I'm not touching sweaty balls!

  Shannon : They're not always sweaty... Just pretend they're tiny little boobs.

• Martha : [teaching her how to be a hotel maid]  Okay, if I raped you right now what would you do?

  Shannon : No one's raping me in this uniform. It's not really my color.

  Martha : What you want to do in a rape situation is yell, "fire!"

  Shannon : Why wouldn't I yell rape?

  Martha : No one responds to that.