From the first scene, I thought it was a bad porno movie. The acting was that bad. I can't even begin to list the "goofs". How it ever got to the big screen is amazing.

Wow. Where to begin. Starts off like really cheap and cheesy porn movie (even the cheapest of porn films have better actors) and goes quickly down hill from there. No timeline, impossible body disposal (you're not going to turn bones into ash in a fire pit). Impossible...everything. I know with horror, you stretch your imagination but, with this film is ridiculous.

If anyone ever wanted a definition of "wooden" acting, this is it! What a truly awful film

So why was this movie ever made? Perhaps to launch someone's career, to make a name for the director, a personal bucket list wish, we will never know, as clearly it's none of the above.

Water is so bad, like nothing I've seen in quite a while now, close to a 1 but I'm going to give it a two, simply because some of the actors gave it a fair shot. Talking about the script, now green lighting that must have been done by a young child that can't read yet, and it should have remained nothing more than a doodle on a piece of paper.

Just, don't watch it, don't look at it, it has absolutely nothing to offer you. One of the worst productions of its kind. Shame, shame, shame.

Cheers!

Just wanted to leave a review to say can we please have a 2 hour film of Big Brody recreating famous scenes from Arnold Schwarzenegger films? That impersonation was on point.

Oh yeah and this film is an absolute load of rubbish. Still not the worse film I've ever seen so it has that going for it

If this movie isn't the worst ever made, it is 100% sure to be a strong contender. But, I am sure that it is the worst movie made in the 21st century, thus far. And it will be tough to beat. Trust me.

After a couple of murders take place in a home, many mysterious happenings occur. Oh, what's the use??! Just avoid this idiotic flick at all costs! The End.

Embarrassing that a movie like this had the nerve to come out in 2019. The people who wrote and directed this clearly live on an alternate plane of existence in which time passes by decades more slowly than reality. Anyone who watched even 10 minutes of this will know what I mean by that. 0 stars.

The first hour of this was pretty decent. The last 30 minutes just fell apart. It's as if they ran out of money and just needed to throw something together. Characters starting showing up with no rhyme or reason, along with alternate plot lines......it was quite confusing. I have no idea what was going on, and what's worse......I didn't care!

I have no clue what I just watched? Is this supposed to be a horror/comedy or what?! It definitely threw me in for a loop as I started watching it and it got worse each minute. Anyways if it's meant to be a horror comedy than it could get away with being more than a one star rating but if it's just meant to be strictly a horror film than I wish I could give it less than a one star! What did they do? See how many random things they could jam into one movie?! It had so many random things going on all the way from the characters to the plot it was just a cluster of "what the heck did I just watch?!" It was like they put two different movies into one. This whole movie was mess. The big black "green mile" looking gardner guy was so laughable just there for no reason adding in his one liners. The only consistent thing about this movie was it had water in it which is probably why they must of used their brains just once on the name of this movie. This is definitely one of the most bizarre films I've ever watched!

Water is a thoroughly engaging, surprisingly original indie horror film from Phoenix, Arizona, which has many things going for it. First of all, creating believable horror in a bright sunny environment with lush foliage and beautiful homes is not easy, but the filmmakers do it with pluck and panache. Secondly, a terrific screenplay, with many unexpected twists and turns, keeps the viewer on his feet the whole time. Thirdly, Water features one of the most charismatic and eclectic casts seen in years, with several standouts. Although the characters all fall vaguely into horror genre archetypes, the actors portraying these roles strive to make their characters unique and unforgettable, and it can truly be said that Water looks unlike any other recent horror flick, an admirable feat considering the saturation of indie horror films in the last ten years. The villains of the piece are conspicuously vile, yet they also portray odd redeeming quantities which makes easy sorting of good and evil difficult. Water also manages to portray race in an extremely refreshing and egalitarian way, and as such can be considered a very progressive film. Water does work as a scary movie, to a degree, but more effectively as a character study of various forlorn types who have to mingle uneasily with each other in an alienated suburban environment; tossed together often haphazardly, these disparate types must learn to fight a common enemy to rid their environs of a vengeful ghost who threatens total apocalypse on the community. Sincerely original and totally without guile, Water is a delicious glass of fresh, cool horror.

Starts slow and a bit predictable it has its moments. Wish camera work was more interesting which could make it more suspenseful. Liked rasta man.

This movie has a lower rating than The Room lol. So yes, it's THAT bad.

One of the worst movies I ever came across. I mean even some low rated movies are ok, but this is not one. Too bad rating didn't offer any negative stars. Don't know how it ended, just couldn't bare the whole thing. It doesnt contain spoilers, other than I waisted time even giving this a try.

I. JUST. CAN'T. This movie was simply hideous. 1.5hrs of my life I will never get back.

For those of you who don't know who Fernando Lamas is, he's the father of Lorenzo and was a very famous actor.

I just finished watching this garbage (May 2022). Lorenzo must've been so embarrassed by this that he paid someone off because nowhere is the listing under IMDb is his name or the character he played listed. I can see why. I'll never understand why trash like this actually gets bankrolled and made.

I'm embarrassed that I watched this pile of trash. The whole thing from the very beginning to end was just ridiculously hideous. And for the few people that say that this movie was good, I think they either got paid to say it was good or they're just plain delusional. A couple of this Asylum crazy kinda people here saying that this movie was real good with amazing acting and actors. For real?? This is my review:😂😂😂😂😂

Very bad acting, script and plot!! So many bad things in this movie. Nothing good about it. Don't waste your time watching it!!!! I guess I should have read the reviews before I wasted my time.

Lots of twist and turns. Scary with a touch of humor.

I am giving this movie a straight 5/10. It was good enough to keep me watching and wondering what happens next. That alone qualifies as a 5-star. The story was original enough, and I had no problems with the photography or direction. That said, the acting was this film's weak point. Lorenzo Lamas, as expected, was pretty good and I was glad to see that he was in a substantial role. "Big Brody" also did an adequate job with what he was given. The rest of the actors' roles were pretty flat and wooden; whoever played the little girl was horrendous.

My suggestion: if you are looking for a film to while away a lazy Saturday afternoon, give this one a try. If you are looking for Oscar winners, don't bother.

A great movie that is a must see. I highly respect you Phill Penza for what you are trying to do in Phoenix Arizona. You go get it.