Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: Who am i ?

Fahim Rizvi: Abhinav Kumar Tyagi ?

Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: I am a middle-class Indian man. So whether i get a sunstroke or loose-motions, no one gives a damn. I'm the unfortunate bull that toils all day ceaselessly and yet sometimes goes to sleep with no respite. I care for my mother a little and I'm a Mamma's boy in the eyes of my wife. I show some affection to my wife, and my mother terms me henpecked. If i move to the big city, I'm the murderer of tradition. And if i stay back in a small town, then I'm the roadblock to modernism. If i pay my taxes honestly, then I'm broke. And if i don't pay them, then i am a thief. If my wife works, then i am an opportunist. If she doesn't work and sits at home, then i am a sexist. If i ask my wife for sex, then i am a beggar. If i turn down sex with my wife, then i am a persecutor. And if somehow i trick her into having sex with me, then i am a rapist as well.